doug

Doug Linus a.k.a Kevin Farley

Born: 6.8.65

Astrological sign: Gemini

Signature dance move: Swiveling hips and crotch grab

In my spare time I like to: Think up subliminal messages for my songs

Favorite CDs: Krokus, Pantera, Anthrax, Whitesnake

Favorite food: Ham Pizza

Favorite colour: Green

Favorite movie: Detroit Rock City

Favorite cologne: My own sweat

What I look for in a woman: She can bench 250 pounds

If I were an animal, I'd be...: A rhino, I'm horny

Deepest darkest secret: I'm a spy for the CIA and the United States is secretly stock-piling nuclear weapons off the coast of Zimbabwe.