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SPAMUSEMENTS BY BOTTLECAP |
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These are cartoons I drew on the forums at www.spamusement.com, starting December 5, 2005 |
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Need credit? It's as simple as picking up the phone! |
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December 5, 2005--7:38PM |
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Hot women are waiting on you! |
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December 5, 2005--8:32PM |
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Click here to go directly to newest cartoons! |
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Keep her up all night |
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December 5, 2005--9:23PM |
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You'd better answer, or I'm leaving
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December 29, 2005--7:03PM |
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Tired of dating games? |
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December 29, 2005--9:41PM |
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NEW! Non-spam-related toons! |
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Cannon camera
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December 29, 2005--10:04PM |
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NEW! Toons re-enacted by people! (on page two) |
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Promise you won't laugh |
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December 31, 2005--6:28AM |
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Hymen destroyer |
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January 1, 2006--11:40AM |
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Three steps to more money |
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January 2, 2006--6:35AM |
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NEW! Attempts that were eventually abandoned |
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What the Super Rich don't want you to know |
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January 2, 2006--1:11PM |
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This one will go crazy on Tuesday |
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January 2, 2006--1:54PM |
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Your new Xbox 360 is almost ready |
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January 3, 2006--4:20PM |
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Re-grow your hair starting now |
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January 3, 2006--4:22PM |
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Open this if you're an intelligent shopper |
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January 4, 2006--5:36PM |
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re: hp, don't tell anyone, please |
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January 4, 2006--6:00PM |
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re: these will melt you |
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January 5,2006--2:24PM |
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Decorate your home with wicker furniture |
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January 5, 2006--2:32PM |
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Meet black singles in your area |
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January 5, 2006--2:43PM |
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Blast fat the fun way! |
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January 5, 2006--4:01PM |
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Trust me, you need this |
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January 7, 2006--12:55PM |
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We'll pay for your groceries |
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January 8, 2006--5:49PM |
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Do you need a watch winder? |
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January 9, 2006--3:56PM |
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NEED IMPOTENCE MEDICINE |
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January 9, 2006--6:14PM |
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dogs, horses, pigs, ponies |
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January 11, 2006--5:58PM |
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No ones going to work tomorrow |
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January 11, 2006--6:42PM |
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this goes on for days |
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January 11, 2006--6:45PM |
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There's $10,000 in your neighborhood |
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January 12, 2006--6:31PM |
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There's online dating, and there's this |
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January 15, 2006--4:00PM |
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Complimentary diapers--Huggies or Pampers |
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January 15, 2006--4:22PM |
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Get a free week on us |
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January 15, 2006--4:41PM |
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Motel, it's neptunium |
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January 16, 2006--6:00PM |
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Improve sperm morphology |
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January 18, 2006--3:18PM |
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miriam, you gotta see this..Elvis, Boop, Lucy. |
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January 18, 2006--3:54PM |
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Titmouse |
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January 19, 2006--4:52PM |
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crying Pumpy directed the big thing inside |
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January 19, 2006--5:22PM |
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wowzers! |
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January 22, 2006--4:08PM |
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will expire today |
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January 22, 2006--5:53PM |
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curtainfire Phara macy |
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January 23, 2006--5:53PM |
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Do you like rabbit, chum |
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January 23, 2006--6:17PM |
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The eggplant toward an anomaly If the tornado defined by the customer assimilates a chain saw, then the frozen crane hibernates. |
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January 25, 2006--5:22PM |
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erection problems, Freddie? |
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January 26, 2006--5:18PM |
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Improve overall sperm production |
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January 29, 2006--9:33PM |
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Take just a candy and become ready for 36 hours of love |
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January 29, 2006--9:57PM |
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Had tractor may belch |
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January 31, 2006--5:49PM |
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Dear One, |
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January 31, 2006--6:15PM |
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page 2 |
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F.A.Q. |
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E-mail me, for I am lonely. |
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Guestbook |
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