Quizzes
SMART CHECK
Answer all questions and rate yourself.
1) Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How
many months have 28 days?
2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one
pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the
pills had been taken?
3) I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound
up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in
the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being
awoken by the alarm?
4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?
5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live
sheep were left?
6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK
room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a
candle, which would you light first?
7) A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular
construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big
bear comes along. What colour is the bear?
8) Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?
9) How many animals of each species did Moses take with him
in the Ark?
10) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago
and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop
off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers
and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20
hours later, what's the name of the driver?
ANSWERS :
1) All of them. Every month has at least 28 days.
2) 1 hour. If you take a pill at 1 o'clock, then another at
1.30 and the last at 2 o'clock, they will be taken in 1
hour.
3) 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot
discriminate between a.m. and pm.
4) 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.
5) 9 live sheep.
6) The match.
7) White. If all walls face south, the house must be on the
North Pole.
8) 2 apples. I have 3 apples, YOU take 2, what do YOU have?
9) None. It was Noah, not Moses.
10) YOU are the driver.
Grading Scale (out of 10)
10 - Genius
9 - Mensa Member
8 - Engineer
7 - Student
6 - High school pupil
5 - Primary school pupil
4 - Teacher
3 - College lecturer
2 - University lecturer
1 - Member of parliament
0 - Blonde
The following small quiz consists of 4 questions, it tells whether you are qualified to be a professional. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam.
Questions:
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualifications to be a professional.
4. There is a river, which is infested by crocodiles. How do you manage to cross it?
Answers:
1. The correct answer is open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.
2. Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your prudence.
3. Correct Answer: The Elephant!...It's still in the refrigerator! This tests whether you have comprehensive thinking.
4. Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting! I hope you got this one correct at least!
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals
your sexual identity... What do you think?
-A-
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.
You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You
have no patience or flirting and can't be bothered with someone
who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are
an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts
not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important
to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt"
invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much
more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go
around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your
primary concern.
-B-
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced,
wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an
expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be
pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in
your expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to
lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets with your
approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if
need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are
willing to experiment.
-C-
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have
a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must
be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You
want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and
good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You
are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and
almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the
ability to go for long periods without sexual activity.You are an
expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
-D-
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move
full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily.
You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this
turns you on. Youare highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense
in your involvement, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you
is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric
and unusual, having a free and open sex life.
-E-
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener,
you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually
stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend
for a lover and acompanion for a bed mate. You hate disharmony
and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while
it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more
important than the sexual act for you, but once you give your
heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't
have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a
good book. (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.)
-F-
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal.
Youlook for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet
once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual,
and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant,
and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are
your favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover.
-G-
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your
lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or
superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous
and know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because
you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active sexually
that is, when you find the time. Your duties and responsibilities
take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty
getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble getting close
sexually.
-H-
You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and earning
ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have
attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in
your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be
frugal in your spending and dating habits and equally cautious in
your sexual involvement. You are a sensual and patient lover.
-I-
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated...Even
worshipped.You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the
flesh. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You
are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a
tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires
satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of
sexual expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual
adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you
are sometimes downright lustful.
-J-
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love.
Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free
in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new
sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste.
Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is
intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to
sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and
dining to know that you're being appreciated.
-K-
You are totally marvelous!
-L-
You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that
to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or
attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as
your lover's savior. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and
dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You fantasize and get
turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of this
secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies.
-M-
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship,
you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are
no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who
is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual
freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your
supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering
your mate.
-N-
You are crap in bed.
-O-
You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy
about your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual
energy into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily
have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate,
compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same qualities from
your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity
diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes
your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
-P-
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think
of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation.
Appearances count, therefore, you require a good-looking partner.
You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may
view your partner as your enemy; a good fight stimulates those
sex vibes. You are free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to
experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social
and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical
gratification.
-Q-
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have
tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep
up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover
and tend to be attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You
need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn
you on and keep you going.
-R-
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need
someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual
equal the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a
great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness
is very important to you. You have to be proud of your partner.
You are privately very sexy, but you do not bed, you are willing to
serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding
playmate.
-S-
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy,
sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in
intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it
gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the
little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take
your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the
patience to wait for the right person to come along.
-T-
You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a
partner who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and romantic
thoughts turn you on. You fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and
out of love easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic,
mushy, and extremely intense. You enjoy having your senses and
your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a great
flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, oftentimes
all in your own head
-U-
You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love,
you are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore.
You see romance as a challenge. You are a roamer and need
adventure, excitement, and freedom. You deal in potential
relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing your mate
looking good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire instant
gratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above
your own.
-V-
You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and
excitement. You wait until you know someone well before
committing yourself. Swing someone means psyching him/ her
out. You feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him/
her tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there is an
age difference between you and your lover. You respond to
danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on, even
though you yourself may not be a participant.
-W-
You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an
answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are
romantic, idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing
your partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all
of yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your
lover. You enjoy playing love games.
-X-
You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can
handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't
shut off your mind. You talk while you make love. You can have
the greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head.
-Y-
You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have
it your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control
your relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You
respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours
just touching, feeling and exploring. However, if you can spend
your time making money, you will give up the pleasures of the
flesh for the moment. You needto prove to yourself and your
partner what a great lover you are. You want feedback on your
performance. You are an open, stimulating, romantic bedmate.
-Z-
For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way
bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very
hard to relax and get into the mood. You can be romantically
idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you
never lose control of your emotions. You are very careful and
cautious before you give your heart away and your body, for that
matter. Once you make the commitment, though, you stick like
glue.
Dr. Seuss Purity Test
Have you done it on a boat? Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a bed? Have you done it with the dead?
Have you done it in the a**? Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it in the car? Have you simply gone too far?
Have you done it on the beach? Have you done it with the teach?
Have you done it on your back? Have you done it strapped to a rack?
Have you done it in a box? Have you done it with a fox?
Have you done it in a tree? Have you done it with more than three?
Have you done it in the rain? Have you done it for the pain?
Have you done it 'tween the t***? Have you done it wearing mitts?
Have you done it packed in rubber? Have you done it undercover?
Have you done it on a perch? Have you done it in a church?
Have you done it with a virgin? Have you done it with a sturgeon?
Have you done it with ropes and chains? Have you done it while insane?
Have you done it on the stage? Have you done it underage?
Have you done it with all your friends? Have you done it in both ends?
Have you done it with your dog? Have you done it on a log?
Have you done it under clamps? Have you done it with the lamps?
Have you done it without style? Have you done it on the bathroom tile?
Have you done it for all to see? Have you ever had VD?
Have you done it on Mother's couch? Have you done it in your mouth?
Have you done it while on tape? Have you done it out of shape?
Have you done it on live TV? Have you done it whilst you pee?
Have you done it in the gym? Have you done it on a whim?
Have you done it on a dare? Do you really think we care?
Answer these and count your "no"s, Pray this number never grows; Fifty questions we asked thee, Score times two is your Purity.