These Interesting Thoughts that you are about to encounter are compiled and randomly popped into my head throughout the day. Some of these ideas are original but there are some who I have borrowed ideas from....but I specify who they came from. Also, my biggest insiration for these ideas is George Carlin, who started making me think and look at things from other points of view. Enjoy and let me know what you think by leaving comments on my site or e-mail me your comments. Also, i will not post everyday, more like once a week, the date listed of course shows all of the ideas until that date. To make it easier for you, you can click one of these links to find your favorite ideas below
16 Jan 05 Ideas: 1-19
20 Jan 05 Ideas: 20-46
27 Jan 05 Ideas: 47-66
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Interesting Thought #1: The Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross...and cleansed all of our sins....then why is it that they also believe we are born sinners?
Interesting Thought #2: Why is it that the politcally correct term for black people is African American....so that it doesn't hurt their feelings...yet when you call a black person an African American.....they get all defensive....just another area that the gov't is tryin to control us...
Interesting Thought #3: In addition, why do we only classify bla...erm....African Americans as African Americans, why don't people call a person born over here from an Italian family an Italian American or the same case with Chinese....why can't there be a Chinese American? Why does it always have to be about black people?
Interesting Thought #4: Political Correctness is just one way the gov't tries to control us....by controlling how we talk.....this this this thing called censorship?
Interesting Thought #5: Throughout History there has always been some type of heirarchy within the people....some people are higher than others....but if you think about it....The people who reach the higher part of the pyramid uses their influence to keep the people ignorant.....Middle Ages for example....the Feudal System....the peasants didn't know jack #$%* so the kings and lords can control them.
Interesting Thought #6: The original theory of Communism is not as bad as our gov't wants u to perceive it as being...Communism was supposed to be like a governmental utopia where everyone was equal....everyone had the same exact thing so everyone had what they needed just like everyone else....all uniformality...but the downside is that it could cause people to become lazy because if one person is workin their butt off and makin the same as the person who is not...no initiative...then that causes more people to not work....because they're getting the same benefits as the hard worker....so basically ur payin the other person not to work. So basically communism has it's downsides but still was a fairly decent theory.
Interesting Thought #7: the Thought #6 almost sounds like our gov't doesn't it
Interesting Thought #8: Aren't these thoughts awsome lol
Interesting Thought #9: Why is it that parents tell us not to lie but they come right around and lie to us....Example: U did something u weren't supposed to....ur parents find out u did something wrong but don't know what u did exactly.....then they take you and ask, "If you tell us what you did, then you won't get in trouble" ya right....keep livin in that dream world what they should ask is "If you tell us what you did, we'll give u half a second to start runnin away from a kick in the #$$!"
Interesting Thought #10: How does Brittney Spear's boob size change everytime you see her yet she claims that she has never gotten a boob job
Interesting Thought #11: Why is it that the gov't took away our holidays and shortened our breaks and makin Wednesdays longer (instead of 1 we get out of 2), yet we still have MLKjr. Day off.....not that i'm against blac....*cough....African Americans....it's just interesting
Interesting Thought #12: How is it that a mug of beer disappears much more quicker than a small glass of wine?
Interesting Thought #13: Why do web sites claim that you can check their stuff out for free but you still have to give them ur address and Credit Card #. btw to continue any further, you have to type in your e-mail address, password to your e-mail address, and your credit card number:
Interesting Thought #14: Why is it average high school students who have been takin a web design class for 4 weeks know more than the High School Teacher......*cough....excuse me...Educators who have a Dr.'s Degree and have been workin in that field for 20 yrs?
Interesting Thought #15: Y is it that marriage counslers think they can tell mariage couples what to do if they have never been married in the first place.....that's like a guy in his first day in auto mechanics, never seen the inside of a car, tellin a dude who's been workin with cars for 35 yrs how to change the oil
Interesting Thought #16: I think I'll add some more of these later
Interesting Thought #17: why do we go to high school..... when we can go to school high?
Interesting Thought #18: I don't remember what this one is supposed to be
Interesting Thought #19: I'm planning on doing something very spontaneous.
Interesting Thought #20: Picture getting something custom made right? When you want a specific item for something, you get to choose from only a limited amount of products right? Voices in people come the same way, there are no unique voices...somewhere in the world, even in your neighborhood somewhere, someone sounds exactly like you
Interesting Thought #21: When you watch a DVD, sometimes the disk starts to skip and you might miss a few seconds. Picture life being like a DVD and someone throws you a ball and life starts to skip, so the first thing you see is a ball being thrown, the next nanosecond, you're getting hit in the face by a ball. Creepy isn't it?
Interesting Thought #22: What religion was Jesus? Jewish right? Then why is it that those people who believe in Jesus and God....why wouldn't they be Jewish also?
Interesting Thought #23: If someone had multiple personalities, and they masturbated, could it be considered rape?
Interesting Thought #24: Ignore these four words.
Interesting Thought #25: "If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?" -George Carlin
Interesting Thought #26: The US Military, CIA, and FBI are legalized Mafia organizations
Interesting Thought #27: "If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that wierd?" -George Carlin
Interesting Thought #28: (Thank you Saul for this one) If there are such things as vibrating panties, why can't there be vibrating condoms?
Interesting Thought #29: Pathetic people are like couches, they let anyone sit on them....and the occassional blossom ;)
Interesting Thought #30: Welfare: hard workers paying others not to work
Interesting Thought #31: "A good motto to live by: 'Always try not to get killed.'" -George Carlin
Interesting Thought #32: "I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of gatorade." -George Carlin
Interesting Thought #33: "The sun does not really give off light. It merely appears to give off light because everything around it is so dark." -George Carlin
Interesting Thought #34: "The sky is not blue. It merely looks that way because blue is the name we have given that color. -George Carlin
Interesting Thought #35: I've gotten a lot of "waaa?" and double takes on #34
Interesting Thought #36: Why would someone buy fruit-flavored tea when they can just squeeze the juice from the fruit?
Interesting Thought #37: If someone can have crappy soles, can one also have crappy souls? (pretty stupid....just a play on words lol)
Interesting Thought #38: Reality is for people who can't handle drugs
Interesting Thought #39: Most people will love #38
Interesting Thought #40: Is it possible for a hermaphrodite to be a cross-dresser?
Interesting Thought #41: Everyone is gay....it's just to what extent you are
Interesting Thought #42: It is really sad if a girl (or guy) was so bad, the she (or he) turned a guy (or girl) gay.
Interesting Thought #43: (For Florida Public Schoolers) Why is it that teachers say "you need to know this....this is a FCAT skill" yet when we take the test, that particular topic is not on the FCAT....this one has been getting me for a while...
Interesting Thought #44: Beer companies would make so much more money if they shaped the bottle like a naked woman.
Interesting Thought #45: Have you ever noticed that a woman's moans while having sex sounds exactly the same as when they are getting attacked....So what if you walked into a room where there are no lights working, and you here a woman moaning, how would you know if she's doing it or if she's getting attached?
Interesting Thought #46: Reading Your Mind
Interesting Thought #47:Ghghghghghhghghghfhfhffhhfhffhhffjjffjjfjffjfjfjdkghdk sorry I'm playing chopsticks on the second row of my keyboard.
Interesting Thought #48:I�ve never heard fries speak French.
Interesting Thought #49:If most girls think that gay guys look sexy�I wonder if girls think that I�m gay.
Interesting Thought #50:His straight line is crooked
Interesting Thought #51:Why is it that usually the person who can make u stop crying is the person who made you cry?
Interesting Thought #52:Life is like a box of crayons�there are bright ones, dull ones, plain ones, pretty ones, ugly ones, and when you put them together, they bring a whole new perspective on life.
Interesting Thought #53:I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken.
Interesting Thought #54:People that claim they are on a diet are slick because they order a super size fries and double cheeseburgers and a diet coke
Interesting Thought #55:It�s possible that someone can loose their appetite yet still be hungry
Interesting Thought #56:Why is it that banks keep both doors open yet they keep pens chained to the desk?
Interesting Thought #57:It�s becoming harder and harder to come up with excuses for not having your homework since most of it is done on the computer��Sorry [teacher] my dog ate my hard drive.� Really doesn�t work does it?
Interesting Thought #58:The government has schools teach us knowledge, yet knowledge is power, and power corrupts�so basically the government is teaching us how to corrupt
Interesting Thought #59:If you steal one idea, colleges will expel you�but if you steal a bunch of ideas�that would be research�but to write the paper in the first place, you would have to steal other people�s ideas or else you would end up citing every sentence in your research
Interesting Thought #60:If people could learn through osmosis, we wouldn�t just have *sses�.we would now have smart *sses
Interesting Thought #61:Is it from the bottom of my heart, or the heart of my bottom?
Interesting Thought #62:Is it working hard, or hardly working?
Interesting Thought #63:People out of school who have jobs usually work 8 hours a day�yet students have to go to school for 6 � hours of school and up to 10 hours at home�so we go to school 180 days a year and go for average of 11 hours a day. That�s 1980 hours total compared to 1552 hours adults work. Another thing, adults after they go to work and come home, they�re done for the rest of the day. Students, they come home and they still have more work to do, homework, chores, x-tra curricular activities... and they complain about having a hard days work?
Interesting Thought #64: Why does everyone say out the acronym FCAT yet we spell out S.A.T....why don't we say F.C.A.T.....why can't we call S.A.T. the SAT?
Interesting Thought #65: I forgot the thing I remembered that i forgot but I forgot what I forgot.
Interesting Thought #66: My World History teacher said that people only study the significant revolutions...he later said that it is up to your opinion to which one is more significant....what if someone thought that all the revolutions where insignifacant....then why study it?