Just kidding... Im not that paranoid. Ok, my name is Paul... My name is Paul because I was born in Norway. Somehow over there, you have to be named after a lutheran saint or something. At least that was what it was like in '85. I dont know about that now. I think back then, you could name your kid something else, but it was a time consuming process... My parents wanted to name me Chad!!! For once, the fact that Norway didnt have separatioin of church and state seem good. I wouldve committed suicide during the 2000 elections. "Hey chad, hows it hanging" or "Hey chad, are you dimpled?" etc.)Also, this does not make me, in any way shape or form, a Norweigan slut. As much as everyone would like to believe it, its not true.
ANYWAYS....
My parents left Norway and came back to the USA(they were on sabbatical.) They moved to the town of Socorro--once of the most boring places on Earth. Fortunatley for me, its a rural place, and i dont have to put up with too many people who dont like me blowing stuff up. Not like I blow stuff up... This is a fictional story for informational purposes only. heh heh heh.
Well, a bunch of stuff has happened since then. Ive been to some foreign countries. Ive done lots of stuff. Recently i jumped over something almost as tall as I am. But why dwell on the past... If you want to know abou that stuff, maybe you should write an biography on me.
Well, that brings us up to the present, and the future... This is the present, so if you want to know about me now, look at my web page :P ... Email me([email protected])... If you dont have a computer, throw a rock through a window in my house with a note wrapped around it.. Hell, even come and visit me... And finally the future. Who knows about the future. I dont think the future can be predicted... Well to an extent it can. Everyones gonna die, everyones gonna be dead for a long time, and one day I will rule the world. But even those 'certainties' depend on your religion. Of course if you called Miss Cleo, she could get things straight for you.
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