The One With The Baby On The Bus
Joey: Here's the deal, we lost a car seat on a bus today. It was white plastic with a handle and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it.

The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
Joey: Come on man, there's gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?
Chandler: I'd be sad sure, but I wouldn't cry.
Joey: Okay, what if the puppy said, "Help me Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."
Chandler: Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, I'm rich!

The One With Joey's Dirty Day
Rachel: Ahhh! I can't believe this. All I wanted was just a few hours outside of work to see Joshua, so that he could go ahead and start falling in love with me.
Phoebe: Aww, Pheebs.
Rachel: Honey, that's your name.
Phoebe: That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other.

The One With The Sonogram At The End
(they're looking at the sonogram of Ross' child)
Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?
Chandler: I don't know, but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

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