Merchandise

Welcome to the merchandise section.  We have been working very hard to make our merchandise available to the public, and we are proud to offer our merchandise at the most reasonable prices.  We would however like to mention that we are TOTALLY against the pirating of our merchandise.  We are aware that you can purchase our items on the black market, but they are not authentic!!  We send a certificate of authenticity with every purchase.  Thank you for shopping with Beltbuckle Productions.

Official Blair Chicken T-Shirt
XL only          $329.02

Mink worn by Tyler McClave
    $1254.33

The Blair Chicken Project 2:  The Mother Clucker
Are you Bill Gates?  No? 
Well don't even think about it

The Blair Chicken Project
VHS              $567.05

Garohn Pavsteinder Dummy
$262.27

One pair of socks worn by Kenny
$125.32 and Three Fresh Salmon

More items to come!!!

Ordering Information

If you actually considered purchasing something from this site then shame on you!!  Even though these are great deals they are not really for sale.  If you seriously want to buy something off this page please post a message on our board so everyone who visits this site can laugh at you.  Thank you for shopping with Beltbuckle Productions.