Movie Synopsis

WARNING!!!! THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS SPOLIERS AND IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE IT MAY RUIN IT FOR YOU!!

The Blair Chicken Project

A spoof based on the Blair Witch Project.  But instead of a witch terrorizing the local forest it is a giant chicken.  Starts off by a string of interviews ranging from a KFC associate to a couple of guys using the bathroom.  Strange things begin to happen as our heros stumble upon rubber chickens in trees and chicken symbols drawn in front of their home.  Eventually they make it to the "haunted" woods and while observing a watering hole the car is stolen by the chicken.  Next they team up with the Cross Dressing Chicken Hunting Squad, a swat team they hired to protect them from the Blair Chicken.  Folowing the team up our characters endlessly walk through the woods one by one being attacked by the chicken.  Attacks range from full out assault to being bombarded by dozens of eggs.  In the end all that is left is the cameraman who stumbles upon the other characters and right when you think it is over the chicken appears and the camera shuts off....But did they die???

The Blair Chicken Project:  The Mother Clucker

This may be the only place you can actually find out what happens in the sequel to the BC Project.  It starts off in the basement of the old house that was shown at the end of the first movie.  The characters find out that they have been unconscience for the last three months and Shannon is nowhere to be found.  The other Cross Dressing Chicken Hunter has now changed his persona to a Chicken Hunter in Black or C.H.I.B. (no relation to a man in black).  They begin following Shannon's trail and once again get lost in the woods.  They stumble upon Regis Philbin tied to a tree and the Blair Chicken!!! The chicken destroy's regis and then begins dancing on top of his beaten body.  The characters now know that the Blair Chicken is just playing with them and they have to find a way to kill him before they are attacked.  With the help of Robert E. Levi they find the mostly naked Bucket Heads and learn the secret to killing the Blair Chicken (The Chicken Dance!!!!!) they then proceed to the chickens cabin where a long fought battle ensues where the heros come out victorious.