(Scene: Ash, Misty, Pikachu, and Tracy are walking through a forest. Despite the fact it's high noon and the trees a scattered, there are ominous shadows everywhere. Continuing along, they come to a glad where a pikachu, all black, is fighting a wartortle. There are, of course, trainers there. The wartortle's looks normal, but the pikachu's is covered in basic black, including a ski mask)
Normal trainer:Wartortle, use your watergun!
Black trainer:Heh. Pikachu...scratch.
(The pikachu jumps over the watergun and mauls the wartortle in the face. Cheesy, fake blood spurts everywhere. The normal trainer recalls Wartortle and walks off in shame.)
Black trainer:Who's next?
Ash:Me!
Misty: Wait, Ash. That pikachu looks tough.
Tracy:It had to be tough to take down a wartortle.
Ash:Please...we all know I haven't had a pokemon battle for weeks and we're almost to the next gym. I need to have my ego pumped up before then so it can be crushed by the gymleader. By that logic, I'm due for a win.
Misty and Tracy: Oh. Okay!
(Ash steps out infront of the black trainer.)
Ash:Pikachu, I choose you!
Black trainer:Go, Pikachu.
(The two pikachi face off. They run about, scratching and shocking each other.)
Black trainer:Double edge!
Ash: Thunder shock!
(Pikachu jumps over the black pikachu's and lets loose a thunder shock. It blows off the black pikachu's arm)
Ash:I guess this match is mine.
Black trainer:(Confused)Wait do you mean?
Ash:(Surprised)Your pikachu's arm is gone!
(The black trainer looks at his pikachu, then looks back at Ash)
Black trainer:No it isn't!
Ash:It's right over there!
(Ash points to a bloody mess, which is twenty feet away.)
Black trainer:Well...it's just a scratch, anyway.
Ash:By medical terms, it's a deadly wound!
Black trainer:So? He still wants to fight!
(The black pikachu is growling and bristling)
Ash:Oooookay...Pikachu, knock it out with an electric shock.
(Pikachu does electric shock. Instead of knocking out the black pikachu, it blows away its other arm)
Ash:Oh no! we have to stop this battle. Your pikachu is in no condition to fight.
Black trainer:It's just a flesh wound.
Ash:A flesh wound?!
Black trainer:Okay. A bad flesh wound. But the battle is still on!
Ash:Oh brother. Pikachu, thunder shock.
(Pikachu thunder shocks again, this time blowing away the black pikachu's legs.)
Ash:Now is it over?
Black trainer:Of course it's not over! Pikachu has plenty of fight left in him!
Ash:What's it goin' do? Bleed?
Black trainer:Maybe.
Ash:C'mon guys. Let's go.
(Ash and co. leave. The black trainer picks up his pikachu and shakes his fist angryly at them.)
Black trainer:Running away, eh?! Me and pikachu are an invincible duo! We cannot be beaten! Ya' pansies! Accept defeat like men! Come back here! Bunch of ...
Fin