| Jon'n!!! |
| This is Jon'n. As you might have guessed from the title. I met Jon'n in a weird sequience of events that led up to our inevitable friendship. Jon'n is a tool....he makes fun of me constantly. But I love him none the less. Jon'n Loves Llama's. I'm buying him a uterus so that he can have my baby soon. It will be fun, and Jon'n is going to be a freak of nature. I gave Jon'n a tattoo, and he cried like a little girl. And bit me. And pulled my hair. And hit me. It was funny cause he screamed like a little girl. Just thought you'd like to know that. |
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| Jebus...and Macarroni (and Jelly) |
| Me and Jon'n have a band called N'Ancy and the Lumpy Cream. Our first album is in stores now, called "The Monstrosity that is My Snowball". Our next album is due for release sometime soon, and is titled "My Rebate Paid His Rent." Check us ou. Blah. |