Bob Dole: On the twenty-third day of the month of September in an early
year
of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered
a deadly threat to its very existence. And this terrifying
enemy surfaced,
as such enemies often do, in the seemingly most innocent and unlikely
of places.
Omi: <pops up> HEY EVERYONE!!!! <sparkle sparkle>
Ken: <throwing darts> What took you so long? We got stampeded
by high school
girls again!
Youji: God, I love this job!
Aya: <waters plants quietly>
Omi: Well, I was just strolling about the district for lacey and cute things
and I found this! <sets plant down> Isn't she cuuuute? <nuzzle>
Youji: <lifts glasses> She?
Ken: <face faults> What...is...that?
Omi: I named her Ouka 2! <cuddles with it>
Yohji: What kind of freakshow is that?
Omi: I don't know! The man who sold it to me said I could have it if I
sat on
his lap and took some pictures! <beam> He told me it was from outer
space and
that he had absolutely no idea what to feed it! <giggle>
Ken: <peering at it> Looks like it's got teeth.
Omi: It must be a fly trap!
Ken: Ow! It's got my finger!
Omi: It must like you Ken! You are already making friends! <beam>
Ken: <cursing and shoving> <pries finger loose>
Ouka 2: <innocent grin>
Yohji: Cool.
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Ken: <stretches> Well, time to close up for the night!
Aya: Goodbye.
Ken: Off to your night job, Aya?
Omi: <waves> Bye bye Aya kun! <kiss>
Aya: <slams Omi into a wall> God, that felt good. <pulls on
white dentist
coat> <gets on motorcycle> <vrooms off>
Omi: <picks self up out of rubble> Aya sure is a semi-sadist! <smile>
Ken: What are you talking, "semi"?
Yohji: I sure worked hard today! <checking face in a pocket mirror>
Ken: You guys go on ahead, I'll sweep up these dead roses!
Omi: <tucks plant in> Goodnight Ouka 2! Sweet dreams! <kiss>
Yohji: <shudder> Come on, sprout. <they leave>
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Aya: <in dentist uniform> <laughing crazily with a drill> NEXT!
Omi: <stands timidly up from chair> Um...Aya?
Aya: <scream> Thank you god! <grabs Omi by the collar> <slams
him into
chair> Looks like you're gonna need a nice root canal, friend!
Omi: No! No, Aya listen! Ken didn't come home last night!
Aya: <sags> You mean you don't need a root canal?
Omi: <presses self against the chair> N-no!
Aya: <throws down drill in disgust> Shit.
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Youji: <shriek>
Omi: Ouka 2! What happened here???
Ouka 2 has grown to a huge size and is wearing a bib.
Aya: Where is Ken?
Ouka 2: Ken? Ken who? <burps> <covers mouth with vine>
Youji: Say, if I didn't know any better...I'd say this plant ate him!!!
Omi: That's ridiculous! Ouka 2 doesn't eat people! She likes jellybeans
and M&Ms!
Ouka 2: <burps up Ken's goggles>
Omi: Ouka 2! Naughty plant! Bad! Bad! No dessert for you!
Ouka 2: <slaps his ass with vine>
Omi: Oh!! Watch where you put those vines, young miss!
Youji: Great, Ken's gone.
Ouka 2: Feed me.
Omi: I think you've had enough you naughty thing!
Aya: <to Yohji> We could always slit his wrists?
Ouka 2: <hopeful noise>
Omi: <shriek>
Ouka 2: Say mister, you're cute...<runs vine along Yohji's shoulder>
Yohji: <smokes cig> Even the plant life cannot resist me!
Ouka 2: Say, do you like long walks on the beach? Scary movies? Disco
dancing?
Yohji: I'll like anything that you like, baby!
Ouka 2: <squeal> Great! What's your blood type?
Omi: <slaps forehead>
Ouka 2: May we have some privacy?
Yohji: Say, you have amazing vines...<vine goes up his shirt and feels
him up>
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Omi: Hey Aya, have you seeen Yohji?
Ouka 2: <sings> Don't look at Ouuuuka!
Aya: The plant must have gotten him.
Omi: <very cross> That's it, I am going to have to give that plant a
stern talking to!
<minutes later>
Aya: <walks in>
Omi: <getting molested by plant> <tries to claw away> Ouch! Stop!
Heeeeelp!
Aya: <grin> UNNNNN! It's my shop now!