Hey! Donkey Dick!

You got a baseball bat in your pants or
are you just happy to see me?

Here it is... another Bareback Jack
World-wide Websearch. I'm looking for
the biggest cock on earth, and I want
photographic evidence!

If you have been incredibly blessed (or cursed)
by nature; if your cock is a challenge for
anyone to take; if your meat is unquestionably
ENORMOUS... you gotta enter!!!

Show the world... Get a date!

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Bottoms, get your smelling salts:
We're looking for the man who has the biggest,
largest, most awe-inspiring cock in the world.

RULES:

Whip out that huge
chunk of fuck meat,
get it hard (or as hard
as gravity will allow)
and take a picture of it.
(Use a panoramic
camera if necessary)

Click on the e-mail
entry form below.

Write a little about
yourself and give
accurate dimensions
of your cock:
Length AND girth.
CLICK HERE
to be sure you
get it right.

NO LYING!

Attach your photo
(.JPG and .GIF
only, please)

Photos MUST be of YOU
and YOUR HARD COCK
to be entered.
Please do not
send pix of your
boyfriend, cousin,
barnyard animals,
or a cock you
found & admire on
the internet. If
you know someone
who you think should
enter, encourage them
to send in their photo.

NO "TRICK PHOTOGRAPHY"
(unless you have a
trick take the picture).
Pumping is OK, as long
as you can get it hard
afterward! NO pix of your
dick in the cylinder...
cuz you know you don't
fuck with your dick
still in the damned thing.

All photos will be
put up for viewing
starting April 15.
Got something to knock
a current entrant out of
the running???
...If so, pop a
(if necessary)
pop a woody,
pop a few pix,
and send 'em in NOW!

YOU NEED NOT BE A HOMOSEXUAL TO ENTER
NOR MUST YOU BE A TOP...
Just be a living, breathing male (18 or older)
with an enormous cock and a desire to show it
to the whole horny, envious world.

How do YOU measure up, stud???

CLICK YOUR COCKSIZE
to get the e-mail form.

NUMBER OF ENTRIES RECEIVED: 3 as of 4/19/99
(I know there are more than 3 big dicks out there...
what are you horse-hung hunks waiting for???)

Scared you don't measure up??? Check out the competition
by CLICKING HERE.

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CLICK HERE
to see the winners from the last contest


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