| TOO MUCH WRESTLING |
| 1.EVERYTIME SOMETHING DOESN'T GO YOUR WAY YOU SAY "WHAT ABOUT ME" 2.THE ONLY WORDS YOU GET RIGHT ON YUR SPINISH TEST IS "VIVA LA RAZA" 3.EVERYTIME YOU USE A TOOTH PICK YOU THROW IT IN SOMEONE'S FACE 4.WHENEVER YOU BEAT SOMEONE IN A SPORTING EVENT YOU CALL THEM A JOBBER 5. WHEN EVER YOUR DOG IS BARKING YOU RUN OUTSIDE AND PUT IT IN THE TORTURE RACK 6.YOU MAKE SIGNS LIKE "GOLDBERG IS MY DAD" AT HOME WHEN YOU WATCH NITRO AT HOME 7.EVERY HALLOWEEN YOU DRESS UP AS RICK FLAIR AND SHOUT WOOOOOOO 8.WHEN EVER YOU WRESTLE WITH YOUR FRIENDS YOU PUT THEM IN THE FIGURE 4 9. WHEN ANYONE ASK FOR DIRECTION YOU POINT DOWN THERE 10. THE GREATEST MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE WAS WHEN THE NWO WAS FORMED AND YOU PUT IT IN YOUR COLLOAGE HISTORY FILES. 11. YOU CALL ALL HISPANIC PEOPLE LUCHADORS 12. YOU INSIST SPELLING NWO WITH A CAPITLAZED W 13. WHEN SOME ONE ASK YOU WHY YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT YOU SAY "CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO" 14. IN HISTORY CLASS WHEN EVER YOUR ASKED FOR IMPORTANT DATES YOU TELL YOUR TEACHER THE DATES WWF TITLES WERE WON. 15.YOU WISH YOU WERE ERIC BISHOFF 16. WHEN ANYONE CRITIZES HOLLYWOOD HOGAN YOU SAY " HE'S NOT HULK ANYMORE" 17. WHEN IN A FIGHT YOUR GO ON YOUR KNEES BEG THE, NOT TO HIT YOU THEN YOU LOW BLOW THEM 18.WHEN YOUR WITH YOUR FRIENDS YOU SNEAK BEHIND THEM HIT THEM WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND THEN YOU LOOK AROUND FOR A REACTION 19.EVERYTIME YOUR FRIENDS FIGHT YOU WANT THEM TO PREFORM WRESTLING MOVES AND YOU SAY STUFF LIKE THIS " YOU COULD OF DONE A NECK BREAKER" " PILEDRIVER GO FOR IT WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THE PILDRIVER" |