How the nerd-ckicken died
Once upon a time, there was a little nerd-ckicken who had a friend, the geek-cock. One time, they met on the internet and decided to search for some new software together. They agreed to share the software they found evenly. But as the nerd-ckicken found a really interesting programe which it decided to keep for itself. but when it started downloading, it turned out to be so big, that it's modem's chipset melted. Unable to use the Internet, the nerd-ckicken was in danger of dieing . It wanted to get up and buy a new modem, but after several atempts it realized that the year long non-sage of the legs had made them completlz useless. Luckyly, the geek-cock soon guessed what had happened. It ran to the hardware-vendor and said:"hardware-vendor! hardware-vendor! Help me, the nerd-ckicken is dieing! It need a new modem, give me one!" the hardware-vendor replied:" first you have to go to the soft-vendor and get me the newest drivers." So the geek-cock ran to the soft-vendor and said:"Software-vendor! Software-vendor! give me Drivers, so that I can give them to the hardware-vendor, so that he gives me a modem, so that the nerd-ckicken doesn't die!" "First you have to install Windows on these 25 Computers..." The geek-cock did so, one after the other, because it had only one CD. Then the software-vendor gave then geek-cock Drivers, which it gave to the hardware-vendor, who gave the geek-cock the desired modem. The geek-cock rushed to the nerd-ckicken, but only to find the dead body, whick the nerd-ckicken had left behind on it's way to the next level of existens. This made the geek-cock so sad, that it died as well...