THE TREE PITTLE LIGS
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS THREE PITTLE LIGS. THEY DECIDED TO GO INTO THE REAL WORLD AND MAKE HOMES AND RAISE CHILDREN.
SO THE THREE PITTLE LIGS DEPARTED. THE FIRST PITTLE LIG SAW A MAN WIDING A RAGON WITH A STOAD OF LRAW. HE ASKED THE MAN IF HE COULD HAVE THE STOAD OF LRAW. THE MAN WIDING THE RAGON ASKED HIM WHY. THE PITTLE LIG SAID " I'M GONNA BUILD ME A HOUSE. I'M GONNA BUILD ME HAW STROUSE." SO THE PITTLE LIG BUILT A STROUSE OF WAW
NOW HERE CAME THE BIG WAD BOLF AND SAID " PITTLE LIG LET ME IN!"
PITTLE LIG SAID "NOT BY THE CHAIR OF MY HINY, HIN, HIN."
SO THE BIG WAD BOLF SAID "I'LL HUFF AND I'LL PUFF, AND I'LL HOLE YOUR BLOUSE DOWN.
SO THE BIG WAD BOLF HUFFED AND PUFFED AND HOLED HIS BLOUSE DOWN.
NOW THE SECOND OF THESE THREE PITTLE LIGS SAW ANOTHER MAN WIDING A RAGON. THIS MAN HAD A STOAD OF LICKS. THIS PITTLE LIG ASKED HIM FOR THIS STOAD OF LICKS.
HE SAID, "I'M GONNA BUILD A HOUSE. I'M GONNA BUILD A HICK STOUSE."
SO THE PITTLE LIG GOT HIS STICKS AND BUILT HIM A STOUSE OF HICKS.
NOW CAME THE BIG WAD BOLF AND SAID "HEY PITTLE LIG, LET ME IN"
THE PITTLE LIG RESPONDED, "NOT BY THE CHAIR OF MY HINY, HIN, HIN."
"THEN I'LL HUFF, AND I'LL PUFF, AND I'LL HOLE YOUR BLOUSE DOWN."
SO HE HUFFED, AND HE PUFFED, AND HE HOLED HIS BLOUSE DOWN.
NOW THE THE THIRD OF THESE PITTLE LIGS WAS A LITTLE SMARTER THAN HIS BROTHERS.
HE SAW A MAN WIDING A RAGON WITH A BROAD OF LICKS. THE PITTLE LIG ASKED "CAN I HAVE THIS BROAD OF LICKS?" HE SAID "I'M GONNA BUILD ME A HOUSE. I'M GONNA BUILD ME A HICK BROUSE.
SO THE PITTLE LIG BUILT HIM HIS STURDY HICK BROUSE.
NOW CAME THE BIG WAD BOLF. HE WENT TO THE DOOR AND SAID "HEY PITTLE LIG LET ME IN."
PITTLE LIG SAID, "NOT BY THE CHAIR OF MY HINY, HIN, HIN."
THE BIG WAD BOLF SAID "THEN I'LL HUFF AND I'LL PUFF AND I'LL HOLE YOUR BLOUSE DOWN." SO HE HUFFED AND HE PUFFED BUT HE COULDN'T HOLE HIS BLOUSE DOWN.
NOW THE BIG WAD BOLF WASNT AS STUPID AS HE LOOKED. HE SAID "I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO. I'LL CHIDE DOWN THE SLIMNEY." SO THE BIG WAD BOLF CHID DOWN THE SLIMNY.
BUT THE PITTLE LIG WASNT SO STUPID EITHER (ACTUALLY HIS MOTHER TOLD HIM THE STORY AS A CHILD SO HE KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN). HE GOT A POT BOILING WAT HOTTER. AND AS THE BIG WAD BOLF CHIID DOWN THE SLIMNEY HE SLIPPED AND FELL INTO THE WAT HOTTER.
THE PITTLE LIG CUT OPEN THE BIG WAD BOLF GOT OUT HIS BROTHERS AND THEY LIVED IN THE HICK BROUSE EATING THEIR BIG WAD BOLF STEW HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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