You chose to be a smart ass.
Turns out you aren't too smart because you pissed this man off. And before you knew what happened this man had you in a full Nelson telling you to say uncle, and well, you said uncle.
A while later you wake up finding yourself strapped to a wooden bed that misses the floor by about ten feet. The old man comes up to your side by elevator and says, "I'm glad I ran into you."
"Why?" You ask.
"Because I really like my dog, and if you hadn't have showed up then then I would have used him for the test I'm using you for."
He easilly opens your mouth and says to you with an ear to ear grin, "My regaurds to your mother, HA, HA, HA." And then you die.