stupid things that small money men say:

a true big money man like myself

1. i cant afford that
idiot. anyone can afford anything with the glorious capitalism

2. who let these mosquitoes into my house
the mosquitoes make you stronger

3. we buy things we dont need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like shut up dave

4.cutty cutty credit credit damn straight

5. yes yes

6. got my pencil, ready to reconcile
nincompoop. you must write all your reconciliations in pen