| The Speeding Ticket And now, Heineken presents, "Danny tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket after watching too much PBS." Ninety-five miles an hour? Excuse me if I'm wrong, officer, but didn't Einstein theorize that all speed is relative to the viewer, and cannot be truly measured objectively, and that the only constant is the speed of light? Hmmm? Okay, have you met Mister Franklin? And that was, "Danny tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket after watching too much PBS, and eventually just falls back on a bribe," brought to you as always by Heineken. Back to Home Page Back to Away Messages Last Updated 10/29/01 |