| Crystal Clear Party Ice |
| This message has been brought to you by Crystal Clear Party Ice. It's not a party without party ice, and it's not Crystal Clear Party Ice unless it's crystal clear, the way party ice is supposed to be. Have you ever been to a party where the ice was cloudy? How did that make you feel! Like a LOSER!!! That's right! Like a God Damn Loser! Crystal Clear Party Ice... It comes in a bag! Back to Home Page Back to Away Messages Updated 6/6/02 |