| Aspirin News Brief: Police have broken up an ecstasy ring at Arizona State University that they believe was being run by one of the professors. College officials became suspicious a few weeks ago when the professor's syllabus on the Crimean War came with pacifiers and the new Moby CD. While the professor will surely be fired, he will not be removed from his post as the "Dean of Getting It On." You know, I took two aspirin once. My headache went away, but so did my life. I lived on nothing but aspirin and Hawaiian Punch for eight years. Learn from Danny... "just say 'no.'" Back to Home Page Back to Away Messages |