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More than you ever wanted to know
Name: Kealy
More often called: Keals, Kiwi, Captain
Age: 18
Born in: Norwich, Norfolk
Present location of moist rock: Welton, Lincolnshire
Height: 5'8" (unslouched)
Eyes: blue
Hair: too much
Wishes she looked like: Stacy Haiduk... such luvverly eyes...
Edumacation: North Elmham Primary (Reception-Y2), Welton St Mary's Primary (Y3-6), William Farr C of E Comprehensive (Y7-13)
Politics: Democratic socialism
Religion: Atheist
Former masters: Littlewoods plc. (Stock assistant/Oompaloompa)
Where to locate direct ancestors to assassinate and thereby remove her from the fabric of the space-time continuum: The pub, Co. Carlow/the peerless glamour of southernmost Cumbria
Specs: Athlon 64 2000, ATI Radeon 9800 PRO, 512mb DDR-RAM, 68gb Seagate Barracuda HD
Operating system: XP Pro
Internets: 512kbps wireless ADSL, courtesy of BT
Browser of choice: Firefox (one learns to love it)
Resolution: 1280x768
Current desktop: Angsty!Shakespearean!Madness!
MP3 jigger: Creative Zen Touch 20gb
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Musical talents: the guitar, the clarinet, and likes to think she can sing
Flavour of the month: Tasty.
Most often mistaken for: a man
Approximate size of DVD collection: Four little shelves and always growing...
XBox or Playstation: I despise anime. Therefore, Xbox.
Morning or evening: If I were ever up in time to see the morning, I'd pick that.
Favourite...
Films: Miller's Crossing, Spiderman 2, The Pianist, Das Boot, The Naked Gun
Actor/actress: Adrien Brody/Emma Thompson
Book: Grapes of Wrath
Radio station: Classic FM
Literary character: Sherlock Holmes
Game: This is a difficult one... I'd have to say Fallout 2, because although it's graphically dated now, it kicks so much ass it should be illegal
Band: It's a tie between Dishwalla and Bush
TV programme: Family Guy
Trek series: TNG
Trek character: Data... byte me.
Word: Osmosis
Item of clothing: Tasty, tasty new Fossil watch
Interesting facts
Great-great-grandfather died in 1915 from belladonna poisoning, taken by mistake Claim to fame: cousin once used to run about with Paul Gascoigne for a time Takes shoe size 6�-9 Ended up in A&E at the tender age of 6, after unpleasant accident involving giddy carelessness, a solid oak coffee table and a pair of inconveniently placed rollerskates Once punched Mark Taylor in the face Enjoys two sugars in tea Drives a luminous orange Fiat Seicento
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