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Arty moment (with tea).

Cat's bit
Name: Catherine.
More often called: Cat, Cathy, Jaffy, Thatcher.
Age: 18. (Keals is three days older than me. Bitch.)
Born in: Lincoln, Lincolnshire. (Boring.)
Present location of moist rock: Welton, Lincolnshire.

Height: 5'2". (It varies.)
Weight: 9�st.
Eyes: Grey-blue (little green in there sometimes too)
Hair: Long? Hairlike?

Edumacation: St. Hugh's RC Primary (Reception-Y6) and William Farr Comp (Y7-13)
Politics: One-Nation Conservative (No, *not* New Labour)
Religion: Officially, Roman Catholic. Personally, bugger all.
Former masters: I currently look after small children...
Where to locate direct ancestors to assassinate and thereby remove her from the fabric of the space-time continuum: Burkes Pub, Co. Mayo, Eire and Down South somewhere.

Specs:
Operating system: XP Home
Internets: 512kbps wired ADSL, from the bastards at AOL
Browser of choice: Microsoft IE. (No Kealy, I am not switching to Firefox, just to annoy you)
Resolution: 1024x768
Current desktop: Stewie!

Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi.
Musical talents: ... I don't have any...
Flavour of the month: ?
Most often mistaken for: random members of staff (Personally, I have variously called her Buffy, Scully and Miss Murphy at one time or another... -- K) and Princess Diana (accent only :S)
Approximate size of DVD collection: Three widdwe shelves. (Yes, both me and Kealy get our furniture from IKEA.)
XBox or Playstation: We don't have a Playstation, but I'm not allowed to touch Oli's Xbox...
Morning or evening: Evening - you have to wake up in the morning.

Favourite...
Films: Monty Python's Holy Grail, X-Men 2, Pride & Prejudice and Star Wars.
Book: Wuthering Heights
Radio station: Radio One.
Literary character: Mr DARCY!
Game: Sims 2.
Band: Currently, Scissor Sisters or Garbage
TV programme: The OC or Desperate Housewives.
Trek series: I don't like Star Trek... Yes I do - Voyager.
Trek character!: Paris. God, he's pretty.
Word: Gays.
Item of clothing: I'm a nudist.

Interesting facts

My grandmother's, stepmother's, half brother's son played for Leeds United. Or something like that.
I have my own boat. Ha.
From the age of 3 months, to about two years old, I had a nanny.
I'm very distantly related to the wife of Sir Alexander Fleming. Don't you know.
Kealy and her defective car are going to be responsible for my untimely death.
I was actually raised by wolves.

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� Kealy Doyle, 2005.