CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
These were taken out of church bulletins from various churchs around the nation. They are just simple mistakes that were not caught before the bulletin was printed. Please feel free to pass them on. Maybe your pastor will get a kick out of them.
* Don't let worry kill you- let the church help.
* Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer
and medication to follow.
* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
* For those of you who have children and didn't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
* The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer,
the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
* This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church.
Children will be baptized at both ends.
* The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire
church.
* Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale next weekend. It is a good chance to get
rid of all those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
*The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on
the Water ...The sermon tonight: Searching for
Jesus.
* This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg
on the alter.
* Our parishioner, Barbara C. remains in
the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of the pastor's
sermons.
* The ladies of the church have cast off
clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church
basement Saturday.
* At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
* Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer and Fasting Conference:
"The cost for
attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes Meals."
* The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.