"Hi Mr. Ben Folds. Please call Lisa Subbons. Um, I know you've been avoiding or something; but, uh, you know, you did something, it's different from our oral agreement, and, uh, you know, I could do something with it 'cause I have all the papers you signed, and a letter, too. So, uh, please get back to me; and I don't like whatever people do; uh, differently than we agreed. And that's not the right way for any business."
Well, I was walking down the wrong side of the street
Just to show you all what I don't like
And my momma put my shoes on the wrong feet
?
Hold up traffic then
Cut their hair wierd
When I was young I never carried on like that
You in the back there
Won't you stand up
Tell the rest of the world what you're laughing at
Cause you don't know what you could get away with
And they just laugh cause you're clueless
So daddy crawls down from his big riding lawnmower
Starts ramblin' bout the good old days
Says he had to walk five miles to school
But was no way it was up hill both ways
Every night now
In the parking lot
Breaking glass puts a smile on their faces
Every year then
Off to college
The next batch of folks takes their places
Cause they don't know what they could get away with
And they just laugh cause they're clueless
Old man don't you dig the gap between me and you
You laugh from ear to ear and you don't hear what I do
