Cool Whip
Cool Whip
By Ben Folds
Lyrics courtesy Man From The Uncool
Don't know much about birds and bees
About your cats and your mysterious appointments
Wondered where you coulda ducked outta sight
Deal with all your appointment
Hangin' on your arm last night
Checking out, don't go checking out
Cool whip, oh oh oh
That tops it off
We think you better cool it
Cool Whip, oh oh oh
That tops it off
We think you better cool it down!
Seen it happen all a hundred times
Its like a trap, or going off to jail
Remember Ken and the girl who wrote "The Men"
Well she got fat, and now they're living in a trailer
Your checking out, don't go checking out
Cool whip, oh oh oh
That tops it off
We think you better cool it
Cool Whip, oh oh oh
That tops it off
We think you better cool it down
You got your pick of any girl in the world
I ain't no sissy, but you could do much better
I think that I'm the only one who's immune
No little girl is gonna tell me what to do
You need to have your little fun with the boys
Out drinking on a Friday,
Kick some ass and play some poker
Your sayin' shit that don't sound too cool
Like lovey dovey hunny bunny
Give us all a break dude
Checkin' out
Cool Whip, oh oh oh
Cool Whip, oh oh oh
Cool Whip, oh oh oh
Cool Whip, oh oh oh
That tops it off
We think you better cool it down
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