Life's unanswered questions
Is it ok to
use an AM radio in the afternoon?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from?
Why do they call it a tv set if you only get one??
How can you tell when your out of invisible ink?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when
you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just
didn't have anything to jot it down on?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the
doors?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a
yellow?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum?
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he
automatically lose because he can't find himself?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call
you first?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy
liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?
If you take a shower, where do you put it?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Is there a Dr. Salt?
Isn't it a little scary that a doctors work is called practice?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What color would a Smurf turn if you choked it?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
Have you ever heard the phrase "an elephant never forgets". If you
think about what you need to remember:car keys, dates, directions paper
work,etc;it makes you wonder what the hell an elephant needs to remember.
Ever think about the stupid things crooks do? Once two bank robbers stood in
the line. How dumb can you be to think the ski mask and the gun won't give you
away?