The Edinburgh Quotes
"I dont think fleas are crazy"
Becki
"It's a whip! It looks like a belt! It's a belt!"
Becki
"Alice the camel has no humps so Alice is a horse"
Liz
"Lets leave Becki alone with the knockers"
Liz (Best not to ask)
"Bra, bra, bra, that's all i ever hear about"
Becki (They wouldnt stop talking about bras!!!)
(Louise) "People dont like being poked Leanne"
(Becki) "It depends where and what with"
"Speaking of breasts"
Darley
"Whats a jackfruit?"
Loo (rite in front of Mrs. Vallonchini)
"Is that a fat basterd... hat"
Mrs Vallonchini
"Give me my prostitute"
Laura
"Laura, stop getting into Helens bed"
Loo
"Let's do it"
Laura and Loo crossing the road
(Pizza Hut Waitress) "Would you like anything else?"
(Loo) "The Bill"
"Because I do it better"
Becki
"Theres not room in this bed for the three of us"
Loo
(Pizza Hut Waitress) "Shall I bring your pizza out"
(Becki) "No you keep it"
"He has white stuff down the front of his trousers"
Loo
"What's your bra size?"
Darley
