THAT Driving Test Joke
A man was taking his driving test and he was driving down a main road towards some traffic lights. The traffic lights were on red yet he drove right through them.
"Why did you do that? You are supposed to stop at a red light!" said the drving instructor
"My brother taught me to drive, he must have taught me wrong" he explained
So they carried on until they came to another set of traffic lights, this time on green. The person being tested braked.
"Why did you do that? You are supposed to keep going when the lights are on green!" shouted the instructor.
"Sorry, my brother taught me to drive, he must hav taught me that wrong too" he explained once again
So they carried on driving, this time, they came to a crossroads, and the lights were on green. The person being tested braked at the lights
"Now I'm not going to tell you again - you GO at green and STOP at red, why on Earth have you stopped?!" shouted the instructor, by now going red in the face
"I'm sorry, I just thought my brother might be coming the other way!"
I wonder how many complaints I will get on how bad that joke is?