The Not-Really-A-Joke-At-All Joke
Think of a number between 1 and 10 - now dont tell me what it is!
Times it by nine (there's the nine times table bit)
Add up the digits, eg. 23=2+3=5
Subtract 5
Now make that into a letter - A=1, B=2, C=3, etc.
Think of a country beginning with that
Take the second letter of the country and think of an animal beginning with that
Think of the colour of the animal
Grey Elephant in Denmark right?
