There once were three men walking in the rainforest. Suddenly they came across a tribe of cannibals, 'ooga-booga we're going to eat you'. So the men bowed down and begged them to spare their lives. The cannibals huddled and decided what to do. The cannibal leader said to them: 'If you can find eight pieces of the same fruit and bring it back here, we will consider saving your life' The men sighed a sigh a relief (each) and went into the rainforest, which was full of fruit at that time. Two minutes later the first man came back with eight apples. 'Very good', said the cannibals 'now if you can fit all of that into your ***, without screaming or making a sound, we will let you live,' Up went one, two, three and the man made a noise in pain. They killed him. Then the second man came back with eight grapes, they said the same thing to him: Up went one, two, three, four, five, six and he burst out laughing. They killed him. In heaven the two men are talking to each other: 'Why did you laugh, you could have got away with that,' says the first man. Replies the second man: 'Because I saw the other bloke arriving with pineapples!'