Title: The Fairly Odd Parents in “The Fairly Odd Adult"
Author: Roger Swift, UK (BewitchedFan2k)
Disclaimer: I am not connected in any way with the FOP, Nickelodeon, Viacom or Butch Hartman
Rating: Contains some mild adult references / jokes that would pass over younger children’s heads (but they do that in the real show)
Genre: FOP episode idea.
Spoilers: Contains 3 brand new characters I’ve created.
Pairings: Elspeth & Dingo and their adult god child Darrin.
Story Synopsis: Once upon a time an unhappy child was once assigned fairy god parents. The child got older but never grew up and hung onto them indefinitely. Now at nearly 41 can he still justify having them?
Note: At the time I wrote this I had not seen any of the new episodes and hadn't met him so therefore Poof is not featured. 2 of the new characters names are personal homage’s to something else entirely and I openly admit there are some cutaway gags ripped off entirely from other shows but they work :)
Spoiler: It does have a bit of a dark and bittersweet ending.
Three New Characters
Darrin Michael Dawes: 40 Year old man who lives with his Mother (who is heard but not seen in episode). Darrin is slightly overweight with some freckles and large glasses. Darrin talks with Middle American accent and with a slight lisp. Darrin is an adult Crash Nebula obsessive.
Elspeth: Darrin’s fairy god mother. Color, Dark Blue (wears hat and hair color not seen), Looks like all fairies small body and larger head. Looks, dresses and talks something like Mary Poppins (minus umbrella) very well spoken upper-class English accent. Very intelligent
Dingo: Darrin’s fairy god father. Color, White & Light Blue. Australian (in fairy form) has hat with cork screws on it and shirt (similar to Cosmo’s but light blue and has a picture of a kangaroo on) talks with thick Australian accent. Not completely stupid but not as intelligent as his wife.
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EPISODE TITLE CARD
Scene: Exterior shot of a house on an American suburbia street circa 1967. (Caption reads, Dimmsdale 1967) A young child sat lying on belly watching TV. Couple can be heard arguing in background. Child turns round to view open kitchen door when pots & pans are seen flying from it into living room. Child screams (cartoon style) runs from the room up some stairs into his bedroom and closes down behind him.
Darrin “Sighs, why do my parents keep fighting like this. They never have any time for me anymore”
Darrin sees his toy gun on his bedside table and he walks over sits on his bed and starts to play with it. He then notices it has not caps left so frustrated by anger he throws it at the wall. Gun smashes against wall and in a poof of smoke appears 2 fairies. They emerge from the smoke
Elspeth “Hello Darrin I’m Elspeth”
Dingo “and I’m Dingo…”
Elspeth & Dingo “and were ….. You’re Fairy God Parents”
Darrin looks star stuck
Darrin “My… what?”
Elspeth “Were you’re fairy god parents Darrin we’ve been sent to help you”
Dingo “Were magic Darrin.. See"
Darrin pulls a very happy looking smile.
Scene: Exterior shot of Turner’s residence shown at night and caption reads 'Dimmsdale Present Day'. Timmy, Chester and AJ are sat at TV playing a video game, It then cuts to goldfish bowl.
Cosmo “So that’s why I think the fairy union is always going to keep the leprechauns as second class citizens”
Wanda “Sighs; I love you Hon but when you just read something in the Wand Street Journal and then try and pass it off as your own opinion it just makes you look more stupid”
Comso “Stupid I though you loved me”
Wanda “Hey Timmy’ is playing that new video game ‘The Castle’
Cosmo “What castle, Oh here’s one right here. Oh that looks nice, but so small how is anything suppose to fit inside here?”
Wanda “Not our castle ‘The Castle’ the new video game Timmy, Chester and AJ are currently playing”
Cosmo “What castle?... Oh I love video games I want to play”
Poofs into normal fairy form above fish bowl and Wanda quickly poofs him back into bowl as fish
Wanda “Cosmo! Chester and AJ can’t see us remember? If they do then Timmy will have us taken away from him”
Cosmo “Oops oh yeah I forgot”
Timmy’s Dad “Oh Timmy”
Knock’s on door but he bursts into room in cartoon style
Timmy’s Dad “Timmy it’s nearly your bedtime and you’re friends are still here. I’m afraid it’s my duty as you’re father to have to tell them it’s time to leave"
AJ “But Mr. Turner my mom hasn’t phoned to tell me to come home yet”
AJ’s cell phone starts ringing and he answers the call
AJ’s Mom “AJ dear it’s time you to come home as it’s past you bedtime”
AJ “ Yes Mom”
AJ & Chester both leave the room though annoyed and moaning. Timmy’s Dad speed walks them down the stairs and out of the front door
Chester “Thanks for having us Mr….”
Slams door in their faces. Scene returns to Timmy in his room and Dad comes though door
Timmy’s Dad “You young man change into your pyjamas and go brush your teeth. You’re going to bed”
Timmy “but Dad I only have to do this bit and I can save the game”
Timmy’s Dad “No buts young man. You get and brush you’re teeth right now”
Timmy switches TV & console off. Camera static on TV screen and it changes to a game on another TV screen and camera zooms out to revel a man (40) sat in front of the TV playing a video game. The man is a 40 year old Darrin Dawes (described at top of fiction) Same room as shown in opening scenes but room is now covered in crash nebula posters & collectibles. Comic books and reading books. Also shown in a shelf filled with video games and bits of fast food packaging all over the floor. Darrin is wearing a Crimson Chin T-Shirt.
Darrin “Oh yes I’m nearly there now. This game rocks I’ve got to tell the guys on the internet to get this”
Voice from outside the door of a angry sounding old women
Darrin’s Mom “Darrin turn that TV down you’re mother is trying to sleep”
Darrin “Yes Ma”
Turns down TV
Darrin “Sometimes I wish she couldn’t hear me”
Dingo poofs into room
Dingo “Did somebody say wish?”
Darrin “Dingo”
Dingo “and how’s my favourite godson tonight”
Dingo pulls on Darrin’s chubby face
Darrin “I’m fine Dingo just playing a new game”
Dingo “So you want to make a wish? You want to ride a Kangaroo?”
Darrin “No I’m fine right now. Just playing this new game it’s called ‘The Castle’ it’s about this wizard warrior who has to battle this evil wizard in a castle and slay the dragon and rescues a princess and….”
Dingo “Sounds like how I met the wife”
Elspeth “Now don’t lie to our godson dear you know that’s naughty”
Elspeth poofs in room
Darrin “Mom”
Elspeth kisses Darrin on the cheek
Elspeth “and Darrin I’m you’re Fairy God Mother not you’re real mom remember that won’t you”
Darrin “I love you. My real mother doesn’t love me. Mom & Dad had me to save their own failing marriage but I only made things worst, He left because of me. My childhood was so miserable”
Dingo “But then you got us remember? Happy days”
Darrin “Yeah”
Dingo “So what was it you were going to wish for?”
Darrin “I wish I could turn my volume back up and my mother couldn’t hear it”
Dingo & Elspeth hold up their wands in unison and grand wish. Darrin turns up the volume on his game
Darrin “Thanks guys you’re the best. I have no idea how I would live without you”
Camera angle changes and you can see a copy of ‘Da Rulez’ being used as a leg on Darrin’s chair
Scene: Timmy Turner in bathroom brushing his teeth looking very annoyed. Cosmo & Wanda poof into scene
Wanda “Timmy you look miserable what’s the matter sweetie”
Timmy “It’s not fair you guys. Another 5 minutes and I could have reached the save point but oh no. If I was an adult they couldn’t tell me when to stop. I could stay up all night playing video games”
Wanda “Will Timmy most adults don’t play video games. They have got adult stuff to do. Work, families to raise, bills to pay. There too old to play games"
Cosmo “Unless they don’t of course. Sometimes people don’t grow up, Like that Darrin guy across town. You know Wanda he still had fairies when he was in his 30’s and…..”
Wanda zaps a zip across Cosmo’s mouth and he continues to mumble though it
Timmy “What’s Cosmo talking about? Who’s Darrin”
Wanda “Nobody sweetie just forget we said anything. Now be a good little boy and do as your Dad says. We’ve got to go now”
She unzips Cosmo’s mouth
Cosmo “Dawes! That’s the guy he….”
Cosmo & Wanda both poof out of the scene. Next scene outside Turner residence as night (with moon) changes into day (with sun) instantly in cartoon style. Timmy’s bedroom and Timmy wakes up, jumps out of bed and looks at goldfish bowl which is empty
Timmy “Cosmo? Wanda? Strange”
Walks over to computer
Timmy “ Hey I’ll just do a search see if I can find out who this Darrin Dawes guy is”
Begins to type when Mom shouts from downstairs
Timmy’s Mom “Oh Timmy gets dressed and come downstairs for breakfast you’re Dad and I need to tell you something”
Timmy “Oh man”
Scene: Timmy walks into kitchen and sits down and begins to pour himself some cereal see Dad opposite him.
Timmy’s Dad “Timmy’s I’ve got some great news. Your mother and I have to go away for a few days to a pencil seminar in Utah.
Timmy “Then why does Mom have to go?”
Timmy’s Mom “Because this is a bring your wife pencil seminar”
Timmy’s Dad “That’s right so that means were going to be leaving you with Vicky for a couple of days”
Timmy “No!”
Suddenly loud knock at back door and door comes crashing down and Vicky walks though doing her fake nice act
Vicky “Hello Mr & Mrs Turner. I got your message and me & Timmy are going to have such a fun couple of days. I’ve got lots of games and toys planned”
Timmy’s Dad “Well that’s good then”
Stands up to revel that’s he’s sitting on his suitcase
Timmy’s Dad “Well were off Timmy we’ll see you in a few days time”
Mom & Dad leave the kitchen via smashed back door
Timmy “No wait!”
Mom & Dad are getting into car just about to drive off when the Dingleburg’s also getting into the car shouts across
Mr Dingleburg “Hey Turner. Off to the pencil seminar with your wife as well”
Timmy’s Dad “Yes”
Mr Dingleburg “Well it’s a 4 hour drive to Utah you sure that old car is going to make it”
Timmy’s Dad “Urgggh Dingleburg. Well I’m going to try and get there first now”
Car pulls out and speeds off super fast in cartoon style and camera pans back round to house. Timmy seen at living room window screaming then moves followed by a shadow of Vicky and flamethrower and Vicky’s Evil laugh.
All of the following is a Harry Potter-Esq parody: We zoom in on a large English medieval castle in though a window and into a large dungeon. We see a massive crowd of people in wizard/witch robes gathered round a large stone walkway and a loud voice is overheard.
Stockheart “So who dares challenge the great wizard Sir Albert Stockheart to a dual of the wands?”
Wizard now in shot. A typical folk law aged wizard in the ‘Merlin’ vein, complete with hat, beard and robes.
Darrin “I do sir”
Crowd moves to revel Darrin who is dressed in wizard robes
Darrin “ I Darrin of erm…. Dimmsdale do hereby challenge you Sir Stockheart to a dual of the wands. Do you accept?”
Stockheart “I accept”
Camera zooms in on dual in a ‘matrix-esq’ style. Each man walks up to each other bow and show wands. Then each man point wand and go to speak but Darrin is the fastest
Darrin “Avarido”
A massive blue storm fires out of Darrin’s wand and throws Stockheart off his feet into the back wall of the dungeon with massive force, and chaos erupts from the entire crowd around. Darrin looking very pleased with himself when Dingo & Elspeth appear at Darrin’s shoulders
Darrin “Hey I knew that spell from the next book. I knew he didn’t know it yet”
Elspeth “Darrin I’m afraid were going to have to cut this wish short and return home now”
Dingo “I’m sorry mate I’m afraid it’s that time again”
Darrin “What time?”
Elspeth “It’s another renewal case”
Darrin “What now?”
Dingo “Sucks don’t it”
Dingo & Elspeth raise wands in unison and scene changes to showing a book on Darrin’s bedroom floor and Darrin is pulled out of the book back into his room although Darrin is still dressed in wizard’s cloak.
Darrin “Erm guys”
Elspeth “Oh sorry Sweetie”
Zaps Darrin back into Crimson Chin T-Shirt and jeans
Darrin “Why do we have to keep going though this? I love you and I’m happy isn’t that enough?”
Elspeth “Yes dear, but you’re 40 and that makes you a unique case”
Dingo “That’s right you’re not like the other God kids. Every other one will fall in love and get married and loose their belief in magic so they can’t have fairies anymore."
Elspeth “The powers above have to work extra hard keeping you a secret from the other god kids as it is. If they knew you never let us go and they’d all know they wouldn’t have to either”
Darrin “No point putting this off. I wish I had a suit & tie”
Elspeth & Dingo in unison magic Darrin into a suit
Darrin “Let’s Go”
All three are poofed out of room
Darrin’s Mom “Darrin stop making those loud bangs…. And take the garbage out!”
Scene: Timmy’s room. Cosmo & Wanda poof into room
Cosmo “and that’s why I think tilting the master wand 4 degrees more to the east will maximise the magic energy efficacy and prevent this so called fairy climate change”
Wanda “Cosmo you’re doing it again…. Hey where’s Timmy?”
Cosmo “Oh great look we oversleep and now he’s gone. Maybe he’s hiding under the bed?”
Flies underneath Timmy's Bed
Cosmo “Timmy where are you? Timmy, Timmy”
Wanda ‘Sighs’
Another fairy dressed as parody of postal worker poofs into room
Post Fairy “Fairygram for Cosmo & Wanda”
Cosmo “Hey I just found some chewing gum under here…. Oh wait not gum”
Wanda “I’ll take it”
Post Fairy “Please sign here, here, here and surname here”
Post fairy poofs out again
Wanda (breaking 4th wall) “You know that service has really gone down hill since they privatised it”
Cosmo “What’s that… oh a Fairygram I’ve never had one before. Open it Open it!”
Wanda opens it. Jordan Von Strangle’s voice booms out
Jordan “Cosmo, Wanda you have been chosen for jury duty in fairy court. Right now! This message will self destruct in 5 seconds. 5,4,3,2”
The letter explodes leaving Cosmo & Wanda with black burnt faces (Cartoon style)
Cosmo “Maybe that means the lunch is a BBQ?”
Timmy suddenly bursts into the room though the door. Starts moving furniture into the way of the door
Vicky “Get back here now twerp”
Timmy “Oh phew it’s you guys, I wish….”
Wanda “Sorry Timmy we have to leave you for a few hours. We’ve got jury duty in fairy court”
Timmy “Why?”
Wanda “We all have to sometimes and when you’re chosen that’s it you have to go we have no choice. We will be back in a few hours sweetie I promise must dash”
Cosmo & Wanda poof out of room. Timmy left fighting Vicky from entering room
Vicky “You can’t stay in there forever”
Timmy screams. Scene: fairy world sign followed by the scene of packed fairy court scene. Next is a shot of the jury packed with different fairies and Cosmo & Wanda poof into 2 empty seats. A fairy couple further back sees this.
Fairy “Gee and somebody always arrives late”
Cosmo “I’ve never done jury duty before. Do we get bathroom breaks?”
Wanda “Cosmo were magical fairies we don’t need to go to the bathroom”
Cosmo “Right…..”
Wanda “Anyway we still don’t know what this case is about yet”
Fairy “Oh it’s that 40 year old guy who has fairies. Jordan’s trying to take them off him again”
Cosmo “Darrin, oh that’s funny we were just telling our god kid about him yesterday and…... Oh my Wanda look its Dingo! Hey Dingo over here it’s me Cosmo”
Dingo looks over to see what the noise is and spots Cosmo and smiles. Flies across to talk
Dingo “Comso old buddy. Long time no see, how’s it hanging me old mate”
Cosmo “Fine just here on jury duty. What brings you to fairy court?”
Dingo “Oh its Jordan he’s trying to take our god kid away again. You remember Darrin right?”
Dingo points across the court to Darrin who is deeply reading a copy of Da Rulez
Cosmo “Oh yeah funny enough I was just telling my god kid about him yesterday and….”
Suddenly Elspeth flies over
Elspeth “C’mon dear it’s about to start and Darrin’s really reading up and….”
Elspeth sees Wanda
Elspeth “Well hello Wanda”
Wanda not very pleased to see Elspeth
Wanda “Hello Elspeth you still living with your daddy in that English castle?”
Elspeth “Golly no Wanda. I’m married now”
Dingo & Elspeth kiss
Elspeth “Isn’t he a dish? I met him when I was out in the outback when my former god kid had wished to be a wallaby and….”
Dingo “It was a Kangaroo actually”
Elspeth “Well Kangaroo, there the same thing anyway. So…”
Dingo “There not the same see a Kangaroo has a pouch it keeps it’s young in whilst a wallaby….”
Elspeth zaps Dingo’s mouth shut with a zip. He continues to mumble
Elspeth “Last I heard was this crazy rumor that you had married Cosmo. Laughs”
Wanda “I did marry Cosmo”
Wanda shows Elspeth her wedding ring
Cosmo “Yeah she’s mine see so you can keep your eyes off her”
Elspeth “Laughs, Cosmo don’t be silly I’m not like that? Mind there was that one time at fairy training college. Mind it was an Anti fairy so it doesn’t really count”
Judge “Silence! Fairy court is now session. The case for god parent renewal. Human Darrin Dawes and his god parents Elspeth & Dingo for the defence and for the prosecution…..”
Loud bang and poof of smoke and Jordan appears. In army gear with his massive fairy wand
Jordan “Jordan Von Straggle for the prosecution your honor”
Every fairy in the court shakes in fear (including the judge) everyone expect Darrin who just looks smug
Jordan “So we meet again Mr Dawes”
Darrin “Hello Jordan. Can we just get this over with please?”
Jordan “No you stupid little man. This time I will bring this to an end. You’re 30 years of magic is up”
Darrin “I doubt it. See I’ve been studying the rules very hard and it clearly doesn’t say anywhere that…..”
Jordan “Silence. I can change Da Rulez if I want to Darrin”
Judge “Can we get on with this please I want to watch All My Biceps in 50 minutes?”
Jordan “Very well, your honor and fairies of this court. This man is 39 years old”
Darrin “40”
Jordan “39 years old and has had fairy god parents for over 30 years. This is an outrage and makes a mockery of the fairy god parent’s programme. 40 year olds have jobs to go to, Bills to pay, families and children to raise”
Darrin “but I don’t”
Jordan “This man is 40 should be worried about his career not wishing himself into books and have wizard duals and bringing his collectible toys to life so he can have someone to watch cartoons with. You’re 40 not 4 god damn it man”
Darrin “I work in a call centre. It’s hardly a career”
Jordan zaps a copy of the Da Rulez into his hand and some reading glasses.
Jordan “Da Rulez are written and clearly state that only children who are unhappy and in need of help will be assigned fairy god parents. Your honor this man has a 5 o clock shadow and a beer belly. He is a 39 year old adult”
Darrin “40”
Jordan “He is too old for magic. He should be striped of his fairies permanently”
Darrin “When do I get a say in all this?”
Jordan “and as for you two”
Grabs Dingo & Elspeth in his hand
Jordan “You two have encouraged him. At 18 whilst all the others were at college and dating girls. You were there poofing him into his comic books”
Dingo “But that’s what made him happy. He told us he wasn’t interested in dating”
Elspeth “Besides he’s our godson and we love him no matter what he wants to do with his life”
Jordan “He’s a 39 year old overweight nerd who has never even talked to a girl. Let alone kissed one…. Besides his mother”
Dingo “He’s still our godson mate”
Judge “Jordan will you let go of Dingo & Elspeth and let them present their side of the argument”
Jordan let’s go of them
Jordan “Very well you can present your puny defence”
Scene cuts to Wanda still sat in jury stand
Wanda “Man this is one weird case. 30 years of magic, even I side with Jordan on this one. It’s time for him to let go, don’t you agree Cosmo?”
Cosmo “Hey look my chair adjusts right back weeeeee!”
Chair drops right back and crushes fairy sat in chair behind Cosmo
Cosmo “Sorry”
Wanda “I sure hope Timmy is OK?”
Scene: Timmy’s bedroom. Timmy is out of breath on the floor followed by a scene of Vicky downstairs with phone directory open and in middle of phone call
Vicky “What do you mean you’re out of stock of replacement flame thrower cartridges. Do you know how many I buy of them you can’t treat a valued customer like this…. Yes I’ll hold”
Back to Timmy’s room. Timmy stands up and walks over and sits at computer
Timmy “I’m going to use these few minutes whilst Vicky’s distracted to do a search for this Darrin Dawes guy”
Timmy loads up a webpage called Foogle (parody of google) and types in ‘Darrin Dawes, Dimmsdale’ and he gets the search results
Timmy “I’m just going to try the first 2”
Loads up webpage of newspaper article with a picture of Darrin on. Darrin is receiving a trophy from the mayor of Dimmsdale. Timmy starts reading the article out loud
Timmy “Darrin Dawes, 37 shown here collecting his trophy for outstanding workmanship having taken employee of the month 27 times running at his place of work the call centre for Varacom sales and…. Ah this is boring I’ll try the next link…. Hang on a second”
Timmy looks closely at the photo and zooms in. Looks closer at Darrin’s light blue watch on his wrist. Timmy zooms in again on the watch, looks, zooms in again and this time he can see a pair of eyes and smiling mouth. Looks closer and sees a little crown on top of the watch
Timmy “37! This article is 3 years old he must 40 years old now which can only mean….. and this was printed in the local paper? It’s amazing Crocker never saw it”
Scene cuts to Crocker’s bedroom where we see a ‘blown up’ print out of that photo’ showing the fairy watch on this wall (amongst many the many others) Camera pans to show Crocker building some kind of homemade gadget
Mr Crocker “At last I’ve finally completed my fairy sound wave detector and at last I’ll show the world that fairy god parents are real and I’ll get respect. Laughs”
Puts on a set of headphones and starts tuning the dial
Mr Crocker “Yes, yes that’s it I’ll have you now here it is”
Picks up microphone and talks into it
Mr Crocker “Mr Fairy ambassador this Mr Crocker and I demand you surrender and give up all fairy magic to me. Have you got that?”
Voice on other end “Er yeah. I’ll have 2 burgers, 3 large fries and a Coke please. Oh hang on make that 2 cokes”
Mr Crocker “Oh fiddlesticks”
Scene: Cuts back to Timmy Turner at computer. He is printing off the photograph. When there is a loud bang at the door and Vicky manages to smash a hole though Timmy’s door and wardrobe barrier and pushes her face though the hole (it's not shown how she has done this though)
Vicky “Here’s Vicky”
Timmy screams and gets up from computer. Scene cuts back to fairy court. Darrin is looking smug and walking up and down the court in his suit, with a copy of Da Rulez in his arms open on a certain page. He walks up to Jordan in the witness box.
Darrin “So Mr Von Strangle. How long have you been leader of fairy world?”
Jordan “2,000 years”
Darrin “Ok and did you write this rule book yourself”
Jordan “Well, no it was written hundreds of thousands of years ago by our fairy ancestors”
Darrin “Ok. Mr Strangle can you tell me where in this rule book it states the age limit on how long a person can keep there fairies?”
Jordan “It says on page 137 that children will grow up, mature and get old to believe in magic”
Darrin “But where does it says an age on when the fairies get taken away”
Jordan “Well there isn’t a set age as such but...”
Darrin “There you are see your honor it doesn’t say there is an age limit anywhere”
Judge “You are correct Mr erm Dawes it doesn’t but I think it does mean there comes a time when an adult does have to stop believing in magic”
Darrin “I’m currently in magic court room surrounded by magical fairies, in fairy world. How can I suddenly stop believing in magic I’m surrounded by it…”
Fairy in jury “Is this guy some of kind of expert lawyer in exploiting loopholes?”
Dingo “No. He just watches LA Law far too much”
Jordan “Your honor finding loopholes or not. This man is a risk remember he’s an child in an adult world. Any adult could find out about his fairies and then where would we all be?”
Darrin “Only if I tell someone, and I’ve been working in a call centre with other adults for 15 years don’t you think if I was going to tell someone I would have done it by now? I admit I’m a nerd but I’m not stupid”
Fairy jury all start whispering to each other. Cosmo suddenly overheard to say
Cosmo “I don’t really understand what’s going on anyway I’ll go with whatever Wanda says”
Judge “Dingo, Elspeth are you still happy being Darrin’s godson?”
Dingo & Elspeth “Yes”
Judge “Very well. I hereby declare that…..”
Timmy “Wait”
Timmy Turner has suddenly appeared from somewhere holding a piece of paper running up the courtroom. Everyone starts whispering again one voice overheard. Timmy runs up to the main judge’s stand out of breath
Timmy “Your Honor I have some evidence the court may like to see. erm Cosmo, Wanda little help?”
Wanda lifts her wand and Timmy floats up to the judge so they are face to face and he hands the judge the printed piece of paper. Judge stares at it for a few seconds
Judge “Where did you get this?”
Timmy “Errrr Internet?”
Judge “Mr Dawes do you know what this picture is of?”
Darrin walks over and looks at the picture
Darrin “Yes that’s me receiving a trophy from work about 3 years ago. Very happy day that was what about it?”
Judge points at his watch on the photo
Judge “I mean this!”
Dingo “Crikey that’s me!”
Judge “Yes and this is from a Human newspaper is it not?”
Darrin “Yes sir”
Judge “Well that’s it then I’m afraid you’ve broken the biggest rule of all. You have exposed your fairies to the world and therefore I have no choice but to remove your fairies and all the 30 years of memories of them….”
Darrin “Oh please no, it was an accident I didn’t even know anything about that photo. This kid has just walked in here and given you that and…… hang on a minute who are you anyway”
Timmy “Erm I’m Timmy Turner sir. I’m Cosmo & Wanda’s godson, their in the Jury”
Cosmo “Hey Wanda look it’s Timmy. Hey Timmy look it’s us were over here and...”
Judge “Darrin Michael Dawes. I remove your fairy godparents, and all the 30 years of memories of them. Case closed”
Darrin “Please I beg you it’s not fair”
Jordan “Yes, Yes at last I win, I win”
Hammer falls and massive copy of Da Rulez falls into the room and Dingo & Elspeth get pulled into it. Dingo clings to a crying Darrin’s finger for a few seconds and zaps a piece of paper into Darrin’s pocket before being pulled into the book. Darrin is then poofed out of Fairy court and the court room returns to normal
Random Fairy in courtroom “Well there’s something you don’t see everyday”
Judge looks at his watch
Judge “Oh now I’ve gone and missed the start”
Judge poofs himself out of room. Scene changes to one which is a few minutes later where fairy court is almost empty and everyone’s left. Few people here and there and Cosmo & Wanda float over to Timmy now sat on the one the desk looking worried
Cosmo “Hey Timmy”
Timmy “Hey Cosmo”
Cosmo “Erm Timmy why did you do that?”
Timmy “I don’t know Cosmo. I guess I just wanted to get into Jordan’s good books for a change”
Wanda poofs in scene
Wanda “But Darrin was one of fairy worlds biggest kept secrets we couldn’t let other god kids know. How did you find out about it?”
Timmy “Cosmo said his name to me yesterday and I looked him up on the internet. I saw that photo and worked the rest out for myself”
Wanda “I always knew you were a smart one Timmy. Even so you still didn’t have to. You could have kept quiet about it”
Timmy “No Wanda what if Crocker or someone else had got hold of that photo? All of you could have been at risk. I felt it had to be done so I came here and did it”
Cosmo “Well it was a surprise entrance and….. Hey wait a minute we left you on your own at home how did you get here?”
Timmy “Well erm, you left your wand under my bed Cosmo”
Wanda looks mad at Timmy & Cosmo
Cosmo “Erm oops”
Wanda “Anyway you did the right thing. You’ll always get the one adult who doesn’t do all the normal stuff and what’s to be a child forever, but you know it make them happy, but they’ll have nothing to show for their lives and they won’t have any grandkids to tell their stories too when they're old"
Jordan Von Strangle suddenly appears in a poof of smoke
Jordan “Silence. You Timmy Turner! Are a good little boy and I so happy with you”
Timmy “What!”
Jordan “I have been trying for 20 years to get Darrin’s parents taken away and today you puny little boy have succeed in doing what I never could”
Timmy “Well it was nothing”
Jordan “I should really ask you questions, like how you knew about him and how you got to fairy world today but just this once I’ll overlook it all. Thank you Timmy Turner. Thank you”
Timmy “Don’t mention it. Guys I really should be getting back home Vicky or no Vicky”
Cosmo “Ok Timmy whatever you say”
Timmy “I wish I was back home in my bedroom”
Cosmo & Wanda lift their wands in unison and poof out the court. Back into Timmy’s bedroom where Vicky is still hacking trying to get though the door. Cosmo & Wanda poof themselves back into fish in the fishbowl
Timmy “Argggh Vicky no!!”
Scene cuts to Darrin’s bedroom which he is suddenly poofed back into
Darrin “Phew my head feels funny. Maybe I should lay of the drink… Oh wait a minute I don’t drink”
Darrin’s Mom “Darrin I thought I told you to take the garbage out”
Darrin “Yes Mom coming right away”
Darrin suddenly finds a piece of paper in his pocket. He unfolds it and looks at the photo (It’s the same photo we saw earlier only he cannot see the fairy face/crown on the watch anymore) He goes to throw it away only then he suddenly notices some writing on the bottom of the photo it reads ‘Remember – www.fariesarereal.wand’ Darrin gives it a funny look then suddenly he pulls a face (the same face that adult Timmy pulls at the end of Channel Chasers when sees the old photograph). He pins the photo to his notice board by his door, picks up his trash can and leaves the room closing the door behind him.
‘THE END?’ CAPTION CARD
