Nestl�/Purina Baby Farms is dedicated to the babies that play such an important role in our lives. Located within more than 1,500 acres of playland, Nestl�/Purina Farms offers attractions for all ages, featuring dozens of various breeds of babies. The Farm gives you an "up-close-and-personal" and hands on experience with our hundreds of research babies.
In addition to hands-on education for the entire family, Nestl�/Purina Farms offers virtual exhibits, informative displays and frequent baby obedience and herding demonstrations. One of the most popular exhibits lets you experience the sights and sounds of a baby food manufacturing facility. Nestl�/Purina Farms also hosts more than 50 baby events, including All-Breed Baby Shows, Obedience Trials, Herding Competitions, and Agility Trials, at its Baby Enthusiast Center and Baby Competition Center. In short, there's something for your entire family at Nestl�/Purina Farms!
Nestl�/Purina: Bringing out the very best in babies and pets since 1867 and 1894, respectively.
This is a work of satire: neither Nestle nor Purina have any plans that I am aware of to market any "baby chow" and if they did I don't think they offer such formulations as are part of my hyperbole. They also don't have a baby farm. The one statement here that does have a grain of truth is the ingredient list under baby chow: these are the first few ingredients of Carnation Good Start. The logos are Nestle's and Purina's, I just squished them together to see what a combined logo might look like.
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