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< Description: Chapter 12: The martial artist >

< Temptation Theater >
< Rerun film >
Movie: Ha ha ha. Being here, you have proved that you are good. But here is your grave. Whoever stands in my way will pay for his crime.

Movie: You are stupid, Pyron!
Pyron: You all shall witness my fury!!
< Pyron manages to beat up everyone, Yoh is amazed >

Pyron: Hiyah!!!
Yoh: He is cool.
Anna: Stop mumbling. You annoy me.
< description: Yusu burger >
Yoh: Oh, Pyron is good.

Manta: Of course. He is a kung-fu hero who devotes himself to justice. A man worthy of legendary status.
Yoh: So, his name is Pyron?
Amidamaru < in the background >: This is the first time a see this 'movie.' Ah~ it is so fun. Excellent!
Manta: You don't know him? He is a worldly renowned superstar.
Yoh. Wow.
Amidamaru < in the background >: It contains every aspect of life within two hours. Excellent!
Manta: And he does a real kung-fu in the movie
Yoh: that is not acting?
Amidamaru < in the background >: Being a ghost, I don't have to pay money. Excellent!

Manta: He even invents his kung-fu style called "Daodun-doh"
Yoh: Daodun-doh?
Manta: Yep. It combines the strength of Muay Thai, kickboxing, and karate.
< description: In Chinese, Daodun means rocket >
Manta: Its speed is like rocket. < crying > But… he died at the age of 30, didn't even complete his Daodun-doh. Nobody knows the cause of his death. There are even rumors that his corpse was stolen.

Manta: Anyway, now Lee Pyron is a legend.
Yoh: You seems like know at a lot of fighting history, last time was Gucci…
Anna: That's easy to explain. He is a wimp, that's why he admire strong people, especially the super strong people that he can't be one.
< Manta in Blue >
Amidamaru: It's not like that, lady Anna. Every guy just wants to be strong. I also want to fight with Pyron someday.
Anna: How can you fence with kung-fu?
< Manta and Amidamaru in blue >
Yoh: You are in blue just because of that?
Anna: This is strange.

Anna: "Fist of fury" is a very old movie. Why do someone give tickets to us?
Manta: Isn't the ticket say that it is for PR purpose?
Anna: Still it is suspicious. There is no sender's name here. I came because this was free.
Yoh: Well, Manta might get these as a reward for being Pyron's fan.
Amidamaru: They don't write down their name just to surprise us!
Manta: NO!
Anna: What kind of explanation is that!

Jun: Hu, hu. You all finish his movie. Pyron is really good isn't he, Yoh?
Yoh: Who are you?

Jun: I am Tao Jun, the spirit guidance.*(1) I have a favor to ask, Asakura Yoh.
Yoh: Spirit guidance? Favor?
Jun: I would like to have your samurai spirits for my dear brother.

Yoh: Ren!
Jun: Don't shout. I don't like it loud. I invited you to see movie so that you would know his skill. And when you knew it, we wouldn't have to waste time fighting. < showing sacred paper >
Manta: Ah, you are showing your leg!
Anna: That! Sacred paper! Or…

Anna: Step back, Yoh! She is a shaman, and she possesses a zombie!
Yoh: Zombie?
Jun: Hm, you realize that. Spirit guidance is one kind of shaman that was born in Chinese long time ago. This sacred paper is for the 'combination' purpose.

Jun: Come here, my fighter, Lee Pyron!
< Wall explodes, Yoh flies off because of the impact >
Yoh: What is that?
Manta: Lee… Lee Pyron!

< Pyron zombie appears >
Yoh: Lee Pyron! Unbelievable.

Manta: Wait! That is his real body, not a spirit. What happens here? He is already dead.
Anna: That is his corpse. He is just her doll, controlled by those sacred paper.
Jun: Eh, you know about that? Lee Pyron is now my ghost. I just use these papers to control him. Because this is his body, I can pull out 100% of his ability. To simply put it, I captured him to use as a weapon. This ghost is as a lethal weapon as a live one.
Yoh: Stop it.

Yoh: Capture? Weapon? Is this how you treat your spirit?
Manta: Yoh.
Jun: Stop preaching and hand over your samurai.
Yoh: NO. I will never give you Amidamaru.
< description Amidamaru spirit ball mode version 2 >

Jun: So, you prefer to get hurt. Then go, Pyron!
Beat that kid up! Yoh: No way! Let's combine!

Yoh: Amidamaru!
Anna: Great! They connected in 1.5 seconds. The trainings are effective.
Jun: No use! Pyron is an expert martial artist. He can counter all this weak moves.

Manta: Nunchaku!
< Pyron pulls Yoh's sword away >
Yoh: My sword!
Jun: Without a sword, samurai is nothing. My Pyron is the winner.

Translation Note:

*(1) Literally, spirit guidance is a person who leads the death home. In old time, Chinese believes in bringing the death to bury in their hometown. The guidance job, is to simply do that. Well the tricky part is, without funeral, you cannot put the death in coffin. And, without their family, you cannot hold a funeral. So spirit guidance job is to deliver the corpse to their family so that their family can hold a funeral. Usually, these guidances have magic which allows them to control corpse and keep traveling to destination. They usually work at night, with only one or two assistants. Kinda like cowboys with herd of cattle, if I might say. Again, go check the movie. (Ah, the smartest source of all)

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