October
11, 2006
UCHP bests
Gerihatricks 5-3
By Matt Baird
One
hundred thousand years ago, a hockey team
was out playing on the frozen wastes when
the ice broke and they slipped and fell
into a crevasse.
In
2006, they were discovered by some
scientists and thawed out. They then went
to Belmont and became... Unfrozen Caveman
Hockey Players.
Quote
from Ug Baird, captain of the Cavemen:
"Ladies
and gentlemen of the press, I'm just a
caveman. I fell on some ice and later got
thawed out by some of your scientists.
Your world frightens and confuses me!
Sometimes the magical numbers of your 'scoreboard'
make me want to drop my one piece
composite hockey stick, remove my carbon
fiber skates... and run off into the
hills, or wherever...
You
know... I don't really understand your
Congress, or your system of left wing
locks and neutral zone traps... because,
as I said earlier - I'm just a caveman!
Sometimes
when I get a message on evite saying a
sub will be required, I wonder: "Did
little demons get inside and type it?"
I don't know! My primitive mind can't
grasp these concepts.
But
there is one thing I do know - great
passing and a team that hustles will
result in a 5-3 victory by the cavemen.
Thank you."
UCHP
got goals from Krung White (2), Kirroc
Gray (1), Sean Connolly (1), and Joydeep
Nath (1). Goals for Gorditos: Gord (2)
and Andy Han (1).
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1 |
2 |
3 |
Final |
Gerihatricks
|
0 |
2 |
1 |
3 |
UCHP
|
2 |
3 |
0 |
5 |
| |
Scoring
Summary |
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1st period |
| |
UCHP |
Joydeep Nath 2 |
| |
UCHP |
Sub Player (pp) (#
3) |
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2nd period |
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UCHP |
Sub Player (# 3) |
| |
Gerihatricks |
Andy Han 2 (G.Macpherson) |
| |
Gerihatricks |
Gordon Macpherson
5 |
| |
UCHP |
Sub Player |
| |
UCHP |
Sean Connolly 6 (#
19) |
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3rd period |
| |
Gerihatricks |
Gordon Macpherson
6 (A.Han) |
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Goalies |
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Gerihatricks |
Mike Phipps (2-3) |
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UCHP |
Eric Penzel (2-2) |
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