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Ross: Your money's mine, Green.
Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller.
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Rachel: I have got your money, and you'll never see it, and your fly's still open... Ha! I made you look.
[Season 1: Episode 118 -- The One With All The Poker]

Rachel: Hey, and just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!
[Season 4: Episode 401 -- The One With The Jellyfish]

Joey: Hey Rach, how you doin'?
Rachel: Oh I'm doin' good baby, how you doin'?
Joey: [to Ross] Ross, don't let her drink anymore!
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Ross: Well hello, Mrs. Ross!
Rachel: Well hello, Mr Rachel!
[Season 5: Episode 523 -- The One In Vegas]

Rachel: "I'm Monica. I wash the toliet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"
Monica: "Hi, I'm Rachel, is my sweater to tight? No? Okay, I better wash it and shrink it!"
Rachel: "I'm Monica. I don't get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!"
Phoebe: Hey, I call her!
Monica: "Oh my god, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"
Rachel: "Oh my god, I can't find a boyfriend! So I guess I'll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there!"
[Season 6: Episode 606 -- The One On Last Night]

Ross: No, I mean, look I don’t know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I don’t want to know that it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.
Rachel: Wow, I don't even know what to say. Thank you. [gently kicks him]
Ross: Well, you're welcome. [gently kicks him back]
[Chandler starts crying]
Monica: Oh my god! Are you crying?!
Chandler: I just don't see why those two can't work things out!
[Season 6: Episode 614 -- The One Where Chandler Can't Cry]

Monica: Chandler, in all my life, I never thought I would be so lucky. As to fall in love with my best... my best... [starts to cry] there's a reason why girls don't do this!
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! Oh god, I thought... [starts to cry] Wait a minute, I-I can do this. [pause] I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized that the only thing that matters is you... you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. [pulls out the ring] Monica, will you marry me?
Monica: [smiles] Yes!
[Season 6: Episode 623 -- The One With The Proposel]

Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
[Several Episodes]

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