and anytime you feel the pain, hey jude refrain...

McCartney, McFartney!

Uh-oh! Now you're in trouble! You've made your way to the "fun" pages of BEATLEBOMB! These pages are not meant to offend anyone, or anything like that, but just to have a bit of fun! So cool off, relax, it can't be that bad! You're at Beatlebomb!

So, you want an explanation, huh? All right! A few years ago NBC aired The John Lennon Story. I don't know about anybody else, but I loved it! I love that movie! There's a part in the movie, directly after John and Paul meet, where John and Pete Shotton are walking through the graveyard, talking about this bloke they'd just met.

JOHN: What do you think of that McArtey bloke, then?
PETE: [Laughing, correcting him] McCartney!
JOHN: McCartney, McFartney!

So, you see? My brain started working and the idea came, and I had to do it! It's uncontrollable now! I know some of the pictures are a little pathetic, and I'll be making this page better soon, but for now I think it's quite all right! Any of you all think the same way as I do? Have a picture that could become part of McCartney, McFartney? E-mail me! Thanks! Enjoy!

Yes, at a young age Paul appeared to be innocent and harmless but time would prove otherwise...

I'm not smiling because I'm pretty, I'm smiling because I JUST LET ONE!

Paul McCartney, of the Beatles, just FARTED and it really stinks...AHH...the studio's on fire! AH!

Paul farted again?

(George is ruthlessly beat up...) No! No! It was Paul who farted! I swear!

Paul,if you fart again I'll cripple yeh!

Paul says, Come on over, baby! I'll fart on yeh!

Now honestly! Are you serious? PAUL farted AGAIN? Don't be silly!

Paul doesn't drink beer--he farts!

Paul and Ringo suffer from the aftermath of Paul's farts.

I'm FREE from Paul's gas! Aww...now how to get him back for all that turmoil...hmm...

John! We don't have time! I have to go fart NOW!

(The interviewer tells Ringo that Paul has "farted out" all of England.) Ringo laughs, and says, "Oh, he used to fart all the time back in the day..."

Just as Paul lifts his hat he farts...AH!

This look of anguish can be described simply in two words: Paul farted.

This is one of the few times the others appear happy as Paul squats down and lets one...It's very chilly out,if you didn't know, and the warmth from Paul's gas keeps them cozy 'n' warm!

Geeze Louise, what's the matter with farting?!

Honestly, I don't see anything disgusting or degrading about farting...I mean everyone farts...

I've just told the girls how you fart ALL the time! They won't want to be near YOU! Gotcha! MUHAHA! REVENGE! MUHAHA! *George laughs evilly like no other*

Nah-nah, Paul! I FARTED!

Muhaha! Nice try, Georgey porgey! I JUST FARTED! Enjoy my air bisquits and hershey squirts! MUHAHA!

"Paul farted...AGAIN."

I'm sick of your farting, Paul! I'm leaving the band!

Don't be fooled--John really isn't playing the harmonica! He's covering up his nostrils with his harmonica so he won't have to smell the air bisquits Paul has let flow through the air!

Ringo is running from Paul...and his farts!

Aww...isn't he so sweet? All the boys left him because he farted and stunk up the stage..but don't you just feel so sad for him? NO! HE STUNK UP THE PLACE!