The Beat Fearsome Four an introduction

Introduction:
The Beat Fearsome Four are a Super hero team of the Mighty Thugs from Atlanta! Composed of two fans (big soccer posters) and two of the Thugs off the Beat! Often battles the Spiritless, the Freedumb, the cowardly lions and the boneless fish...creates Power outages in NY...wall of STONE in the way the Philly Charge...the shore that suffocates the Breakers and says with a foul, "welcome to reality."

Characters:
Mel: Canadian fan of the Beat; college student; superhero abilities include witty comebacks, creative writing, high tolerance for Molson, (official beer of the Atlanta Beat Brigade).

KGB: AKA, Kim GoBeat! A native of Douglasville, GA, now residing in Western NC; Radiographer (x-rays and CT's); huge supporter fo the BEAT!; superhero abilities include medical training (diagnosis skills critical since the Spirit often use the fakeout flop as a defense mechanism); creative writing, high tolerance for Molson.

CP: Cindy Parlow, the great co-captain of the Mighty Thugs of Atlanta! Commander of the Beat's Fearsome Four." Superhero abilities include: vertical leaps that would astonish and amaze Superman, leadership, powerful kicks (of a soccer ball and to the groin), 1v1 skills (and often 1v several), and ball control that leaves opponents humiliated and searching for, as Anson would put it...brown bags to hide their heads in shame! Created the patented Redcard B!tch Slap!!!

Hoop: Charmaine Hooper, leading scorer on the Mighty Thugs! The pride of Canada! Co-leader of the Beat's Fearsome Four. Superhero abilities include: intimidation, (able to scare opponents off the ball just by presence alone), health advisor to the Fearsome (ya gotta juice), the muscle of the group, often carded for reputation alone.

Ace: Poster on big soccer, an avid Spiritless fan. Signature girlie banshee yell "AIYEEAIYEE" and loincloth, his chosen costume. Will assist Mac and Foudy at every opportunity (a busy job), even though it means suffering defeat at the hands of the Beat's Fearsome Four. No Superhero abilities found.

Suzie: Young follower of Ace, Spiritless fan, recognized for her Southern California Techo (the '00 version of the '80's valley) talk - babble, it usually takes us reading her posts 2-3 times before her intent is understood. "Yo peeps kewl, yo peace...Where's da luv?"

Beat players will make cameo appearances in some of the scripts as will US National Team members and WUSA announcers.

"First there was light and all was boring and mundane, then darkness crept across the field in the names of CP, HOOP, KGB and Mel...The Beat's Fearsome Four!! CP - meaning, elbow of the God's; HOOP - one who draws cards (aka, The Intimidator); KGB - Thug Fan...tame of heart turns vicious at the name of the Spiritless...deals with the gore of the hospital on a daily basis, escapes thru cheering for the Beat and writing for the Fearsome Four; MEL - the lover of Molson and all things [email protected] to turn a phrase in a blink of an eye! Despises her trig and physics classes (often uses the time to write for th Fearsome Four). Together they all insure that EVIL will always prevail, proving that darkness is truly the cool place to reside!!"