The Beat Fearsome Four Episode I "What I Do in Physics Class"
by Mel

After A long night of drinkin Molson at the local bar, the fearsome four decided it was time to go home. While walking out of the bar, Mel, the DD, noticed something horrific...

MEL: Dude, where's my car?

KGB: Dude, where's your car?

CP & HOOP: Where's your car dude?
::suddenly Ace and Suzie come speeding by in MEL's car:

Suzie: WAHAHAHAHA! SEE YOU IN SO. CAL., LOSERS! peace yo.

Ace: AIEAIEAIEAIE... cough, cough
::begins to choke as they drive off in the distance::

MEL: Damn stinkies! They stole my car!

KGB: ::waves fist in direction the car disappeared:: Why I otta...

HOOP: Dudes, we have to get it back... or else we have to walk home... AAAAA!

CP: Hop on my back, we can catch them!
::all jump on CP's back::

CP: HOLD ON! ::in one giant leap, they land on the roof of the car::

KGB: DUDE!

MEL: SWEEEEEET!

HOOP: DOH! My shoe...it fell off...back there...

KGB: This is NO time to be thinkin about your Candies HOOP!

CP:uh, guys. You can get off now.

KGB: OH, sorry bud.
::starts to climb down::

Mel...watch your...

Anson: Wow, KGB is one tough lady...

MEL: OWWW, my eye...watch for...nonono...not that! OWOWOWOW

Anson: That was weak defense by Mel, something maybe she should address next practice

HOOP: Ooooo...ARM DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY...OOOOOOOOO

Anson: OH MY! What a move by KGB!

CP: G*d damn

Anson: Now that was a quailty counter attack by CP.

HOOP: Steppin...on...my...face...

KGB: Ooo, sorry...

Anson: Now look at how...

CP, HOOP, KGB & MEL: ::now all standing on roof of car:: ...SHUT UP!

Anson: ... humf ... ::walks away::

Ace: STEP ON IT SUZIE! ::car crashes to a halt::

Suzie: hehehe oopz. I guess that waz da breaks. Peace yo. Ma bad.

Ace: ::groggily:: Oooooo, that's going to leave a mark

Suzie: NARLEY MAN!! It's all purple n' stuff!

CP: Good thing we applied for optional anti-gravity if needed when we signed that super-hero contract, or else we'd be hurting like Ace!
::CP, HOOP, KGB & MEL jump off car as Ace & Suzie jump out::

Ace: Time to Kung fu! ::strikes a pose::

Suzie: ::Perplexed:: Can we just beat'em up? Peace yo.

Ace: Uh, ya. Sure...AIEAIEAIEAIE ::runs at HOOP::

CP: What is it with him and that freakin scream??

MEL: I'm more worried about that loincloth...

KGB: I'm not...I MEAN...time to kick ASS!
::HOOP clothelines Ace::

DiCicco: That was a nice move, but Mia could have done it better.

Mia: Ya. I could of, but only with the help of my teammates you know!

DiCicco: She the best player in the world you know.

Mia: Ya. I am, but only because of my teammates you know.

Suzie: ::kicks DiCicco in the shins:: ItÕs like soooo Mac dumbass, she's the best! Peace yo.

DiCicco: Ugh, Mia kicks harder than that.

Mia: Ya. I do, but only because of my...

Suzie: ::kicks Mia in the shins:: No hard feelin's chicka, but you is ramblin...peace yo.

Mia: Fine then. YOU tell Nike IÕm through. ::walks off with DiCicco::

CP: ::looks at Suzie:: BOO.

Suzie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...peace yo...AAAAAAAAAA ::runs off::

HOOP: Yet another Fearsome Four victory.

CP: This is starting to get way too easy.

KGB: I agree. Right MEL.....MEL?
::looks over to see MEL standing over Ace flexing muscles::

MEL: ::singing:: Who sucks more than you? No one cause you're a stinkypoo!!
::flexes muscles more::

KGB: DUDE!!

MEL: Dude?? Oh, sorry.
::car bursts into flames::

MEL:

HOOP: Damn. How are we going to get home?
::HOOP, KGB & MEL look at CP::

CP: FINE. Get on.
::HOOP, KGB & MEL climb onto CP's back::

DiCicco: ::in the distance:: Hey look Mia, I found a shoe!
::in a girlie voice:: Yesss! A Candie! My favorite!

::Fearsome Four hop off into the sunset, having saved the world, yet again::

Mia: You all didn't so anything. Your car's on fire, and you're hopping home.
::KGB bitch elbows Mia, who crashes to the ground::

CP: You've learned well grasshopper.

Ace: Hey...joke stealer...
::losses conciousness again::

MEL: BAHA!
The End