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Written below are some of the most outrageous theories I have either thought of myself, or found in a magazine or on the web somewhere! 9 times out of 10 they are complete and utter
garbage, but once in a while some people get things right... do any of the theories below make you wonder?? |
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| US to takeover the World? 
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A sensational (yet believable) theory behind George Bush's reasons for going on the offensive down near the Gulf and Afghanistan. Some of the facts of this theory may be disturbing for anyone still touched by 9/11, so skip to the oxygen mask theory if you wish. Anyway, to start with 9/11 was caused by the US government! Yep, good old George Bush and some of his secret agents decided it would be funny to blow up 3,000+ people for 'economic' reasons. You see, the US wants to control the Oil produced by Iraq for his countries own benefit, therefore if he was to de-throne Saddam he could make America even more polluted! George failed to sign the world pollution order thing (forget what its called) because it would ruin America's industrial economy 10 fold. Is it all beginning to fit into place? Thought not, well the reason he blamed Osama B.Laden for 9/11 is because Afghanistan sits on the most lucrative drugs culture/exportation in the world. The production of cocaine (and others) is massive down there, and eventhough its wrong, it can be done to help the US economy! Or, blaming Osama was a way of starting war on that part of the world (leading him to Saddam for the oil). If the US take control of Iraq they would hold one of the world's largest oil producers and all its profit! Why do you think Tony Blair is such good mates with good old Georgie boy?! Money Money Money!
Where next George? South Africa for the diamonds!? |
| Oxygen Masks 
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For those of you who are common with the film 'Fight Club', this theory might have been heard before, but lets continue for the sake of you that aren't. Fortunately I am not one of the unlucky people who have been forced to use oxygen masks on planes. I ask what is the use for them? To help you breathe if the plane loses cabin pressure at 40,000 ft? Well yes, but why else?? Do they act as a safety blanket over your eyes (meaning, they make u feel safer)? Indeed they do, during take off they demonstrate how to use a mask but hardly anyone pays attention ("we've seen it a thousand times before, so we already know" scenario), but if the time comes to use the mask, it's "oh god, where, who, what?" and all hell brakes loose!. You see, in times of panic (i.e. loss of cabin pressure!) the oxygen masks make you euphoric and it makes you accept your fate or simply stops you jumping around and screaming help! If you think about it, what do the stewardesses do? They surely cant walk around without a mask, and survive? Therefore, are the masks really needed? If a plane lost cabin pressure at 40,000 ft it could descend at a safe speed to help passengers recover their breath and land at the nearest airport, the masks arent 100% necessary. They are just there to make you feel safer and in times of crisis they make you happy, a bit like being drunk! |
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