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| Before proceeding any further, all users of Beanpede are asked to read the following disclaimer, which lists some of the potential hazards involved in using this website. This list is not all inclusive, and thus users are invited to submit any suggestions to be added below. Beanpede is not a news service. No responsibility is accepted for the quality or quantity of gossip presented. Gossip may be repeated or fabricated to suit the needs of the domestic audience. It is your own responsibility to choose what you believe. EG Today: Mila grew a third arm (she thought it might be handy), Linda married an antelope (they eloped) and Sydney University spontaneously combusted (hehe). If you are viewing Beanpede, it is most likely that you are using a computer. Beanpede does not accept any liability for people injured by their computers whilst viewing the site. Strictly adhere to the manufacturers instructions on your particular model. Do not pour water or any liquids over your computer, or stick any appendages in any sockets. Do not use your computer in case of storm, fire, flood, earthquake, tsunami, volcano, famine, terrorist attack, pestilence, or any other act of god or emergency of any kind. In case of war, view at your own risk. Use of a keyboard or mouse whilst vewing Beanpede may be linked to serious injuries or disorders. As with many activities, you may experience occasional discomfort in your hands, neck, shoulders, or other parts of your body. However, if you experience symptoms such as persistent or recurring discomfort, pain, tingling, numbness, aching, throbbing, swelling, sweating, burning sensations or stiffness, DO NOT IGNORE THESE WARNING SIGNS. Promptly see a qualified (sexual) health professional. Whilst viewing Beanpede you may be seated on a chair with wheels on a hard floor. In such a circumstance, ensure that you do not suddenly propel your chair backwards across the room, spin uncontrollably or other similar behaviour. Beanpede takes no responsibility for injuries or damage due to chair hooliganism. It is possible that Beanpede may be viewed from a portable laptop computer. In such a circumstance, Beanpede should not be viewed whilst driving, walking along council paths, committing burglary (or any other offence), or skydiving; or whilst in a bathtub, sink, pool, spa, dam, reservoir, river, lake, billabong, stream, creek, sea, bay, harbour, ocean, fishpond, fountain, tank, puddle or any other body of water; or in a shower or sauna, or in rain, snow, sleet, typhoon, twister, hurricane, (basically don't use near anything damp); or on aircraft during takeoff, landing or turbulance. Beanpede accepts no liability for any actions that may result from viewing this website whilst under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Any opportunity for the comsumption of alcohol should be brought to the attention of Mil & Lin and offered accordingly. Do not kiss your monitor whilst viewing Beanpede. We accept no responisibility for toothmarks, lipstick or other grease stains left on computer screens. Do not assault, injure, wound, commit harm, serious bodily harm, or grevious bodily harm on yourself or any other person, whilst viewing this website. That would be just plain mean. Beanpede accepts no liability for false or misleading information or advice, particularly regarding legal matters. No fiduciary relationship exists between Beanpede and its viewers. Other relationships may be established on a person by person basis. Any recommendations made on this site are to be followed at your own risk. No responsibility will be taken for the quality of restaurants or cafes mentioned on this site. Additionally, we accept no responsibility for the quality or safety of featured recipies. Please only use fresh ingredients. If something smells inedible, it most likely is. Do not attempt to Smoke this website. Should you somehow manage to roll this site into a joint, Beanpede takes no responsibility for any hallucinations or poisoning that may occur as a result. Beanpede accepts no liability for time lost whilst viewing this webpage. Viewers are advised to ration their time appropriately, allowing a good 3 hours a day to view the site properly. The material contained on this website is prepared specially by Mil & Lin for the specific audience of their friends. Removing content from this context may cause embarrassment, awkwardness, and a perception that we are arrogant, aloof, wachoonky tossers with way too much time on our hands. Beanpede is intended for those we know. If we don't know you, please sod off. I HAVE READ THE DISCLAIMER, AND WOULD NOW LIKE TO GET INTO THE SITE! |
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