BDSM Beginners Kit
Submissive Types (Tongue in Cheek!)
I was thinking about Leomaster's "dom-types" list, and decided the poor
wannas needed some company. So...here are some partners I am sure they
will be interested in ;>
POOR-ME SUB: This "sub" always has something going wrong in her life. Of
course, it is never her fault..she is always being played upon and
victimized by others. If only she found the *perfect* dom, her life
would be problem-free and forever-blissful.
Favorite IM to send: "Will you be my dom, sir? I am just a helpless
little subbie."
Favorite IM to receive: "Just do what I say, slave!"
JUST-DO-ME SUB: This "sub" just wants to be beaten. It doesn't really
matter by who, or what..as long as he (I use "he" here because these are
typically male) can feel the lash. Frequently misbehaving on purpose,
this sub can drive a dom *crazy*.
Favorite IM to send: "I have been naughty and need to be punished. Spank
me now, Mistress!"
Favortie IM to receive: "You are a bad sub and need to be punished! Bend
over!"
BARBIE-SUB: This "sub" just likes the way she looks in leather fashions.
She is afraid of the whip, and has never seen a clamp in her life. Her
favorite store is "Dream Dresser", and her whole paycheck is spent there
each week.
Favorite IM to send: "Would you like to know what I am wearing, sir?"
Favorite IM to receive: "What are you wearing?"
HE-HURT-ME SUB: This "sub", without any negotiations, talk of limits or
safewords, rushes out to a country cabin to to play with a dom she met 2
days ago online. After letting him tie her up and whip her, she decides
he is a menace to society, and can't wait to tell all her "sub" friends
he is a "BAD dom".
Favorite IM to send: "Subsis, I need to pass on a warning to you!"
Favorite IM to receive: "My poor subsis, you have got to warn everyone
about this creep!"
I-JUST-NEED-A-MAN SUB: This "sub", after exhausting all her singles bar
and healthclub meting places, decides that the D/s world would be a good
place to meet a *man*. she really has no interest in D/s, she just needs
someone to spend the rest of her life with. She is a close relative of
POOR-ME SUB. Amazingly, when she "gets her dom", she suddenly looses
interest in any type of sex.
Favorite IM to send: "Sir, will you take care of me forever?"
Favorite IM to receive: "I have always dreamed of having a large
family."
NO-ONE-CAN-TOP-ME SUB: This "sub" longs to submit, yet claims no dom is
strong enough to top her. Some say she is really just a domme in
disguise.
Favorite IM to send: "Think you are strong enough to put me in my place,
jerk?"
Favorite IM to receive: "No, Mistress, I am really just a weak and
helpless slave. ::falling to the floor and kissing your boots::
SUBMISSION IS THE GREATEST GIFT Submissive. This submissive has stars in
her eyes and naivity in her heart. She swoons at the mere thought of a
dom, any dom, asking her to pass the salt. She writes her dom's name in
the corner of her notebook with little hearts and flowers around it. She
declares that there is no better way to love than through submission,
and that d/s is a "better" and "higher" manner of loving than anything a
silly old vanilla person might do. She lives on an emotional
roller-coaster, sentimental enough to cry when seeing a long-distance
phone company commercial.
Favorite IM to send: "You are all of life to me, there is nothing about
life worthwhile without you."
Favorite IM to receive: "I am everything you'll ever want or need, and
I'll protect you from everything."
K, needing some giggles...
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