Bryan & Daisy
123 BD Drive, New York, NY 12345
mobile (800) DOM-ENOW • email [email protected]


              OBJECTIVE
                 To be together happily from now until forever, then after that, resume our togetherness forever happily

              EDUCATION
4/99 - 5/99 The School of D major: boyfriendomics
  • Learned to boogie down in various forms of dance: hip-hop, grindin', lap, belly, etc.
  • Gained critical knowledge of proper parental mannerism for occasion such as dinners
  • Realized that night time brushing of my pearly yellows can aid in prevention of intensive tooth decay
  • Strengthened photographic abilities to maintain concrete mementos of our personal experiences
  • Developed cat-like reactions in making decisions when reaching a fork in the road of everyday life
  • Grasped understanding of psychological, physicological, and astrological reasoning behind all actions of every man, woman, and beast
4/99 - Forever B University major: girlfriendticism
  • Became acquainted with various important everyday terms such as short-bus, camel toe, daisy chain, tea bag, etc.
  • Earned $$$ for doing various chicken like activities
  • Acquired a collection of over 7 pairs of stylish sneakers and a colorful array of tasteful clothing
  • Learned the comical side of every situation and how to deal with situations when times get rough
  • Understood the significance of a well-organized and clean living environment
  • Strengthen confidence in self through continuous compliments and support from Principal B
  • Gained important experience and knowledge in the areas of cooking, musicality, and the correct role of a woman


              EXPERIENCE
4 years plus of:
  • Love and support
  • Travels to assorted locales including: the bootiful and breastful Miami, the beaches of Cali, the barren rural life of Maryland
  • Great food with minimal conversation
  • Random walks thru random spots of NYC
  • Endless phone conversation leading nowhere and eventually into a state of dilusionness beyond belief
  • Loneliness when one is away from another for a prolong period of time
  • Happiness, laughs, joy, tears, anger, fustration, excitement, suprise...

              HOBBIES & INTERESTS
Lookin' good and fine, travel, eating, sleeping after eating, cookin in order to eat, dancing up in da club w/ bottle full of bub, romancing, various sports, FOOD TV for stuff to eat, photography, playing with cute babies in a non-rkellyish way, mp3's that no longer exist, shopping,


              EXTRACURRICULAR CLUBS, ORGANIZATIONS, & ACTIVITIES
SEC (Senseless Email Confederacy)
  • Originator of this prestigious affiliation spanding along the eastern border of our country
  • Generated and replied to retarded emails in a record breakin number in the summe of '02
  • Held down the fort in times of distress and lack of communication
  • Remained true and faithful regardless of ignoramus acts of various other unnamed members
"Us" Group
  • Active members of a group with no creativity or thought at all in the moment of naming themselves
  • Attended several functions of celebration of births or special holidays excluding ones of Jewish descent
  • Believed to be the only few in the group NOT to have a relation whether it be cousins, brother-sister, second cousins, uncle's nephew's third cousin on the mother's side of the family type situation


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