Old Thoughts


CONGRATS to PEBBLES
....y did you do it??




Here's my first story for my first full time job. ( didn't really think of writing this at first, but I received some positive responses)

Being that this was my first full-time job after a long hiatus, I wanted to start it off right. One of my first task was to find a contract and fax it over to the counterparty. First, I found the contract. Then, I faxed it over to the counterparty. Damn, I was on top of my game. There was no stopping me. Anywayz, for the next two weeks, my workload increased while I continued the contract faxing. On one eye-opening day, I noticed another co-worker sending their fax. It seemed somewhat odd that their papers ended up face down on the fax machine while my faxes were always faced up. Then I decided to take the initiative and ask a question. "Why do your faxes end up face down?" The answer: because faxing them face up will only send blank pages. OOPS! So for the first two weeks at work, I learned that I was sending blank pages to people. I guess this was the on-job work experience I was told about. It's just another challenge minorities face in White America. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.



As I went shopping today with a long time friend, the topic of finding a nice gift for his girl came upon us. I thought it was a nice gesture for perhaps their anniversary or just a "I love you" gift. However, to my dismay, I discovered the purpose of this gift was for VALENTINE'S DAY. As he explained his gift, I couldn't help, but hold in my laughter. This might not sound too funny to you, but you must know that my friend has started this relationship with his female just recently. As a long time pro in this "game of love", I felt it was my duty to school him. Personally, I do not believe in Valentine's for the following reason:



I shared my wisdom in hopes for their successful relationship. I write this excerpt in hopes of dropping knowledge to any amateurs such as my friend. Before using this logic on your lover, I must give two warnings. First, before explaining it, you must say, "I do not BELIEVE in Valentine's Day because..." Do not say "I do not want to celebrate..." for women are picky bout the wording. Another caution would be to explain your thoughts to her or HIM (for my homo friends) sometime before the actual date of Valentine's because explaining it the day before will just cause her to think that you have no gift. If explained properly, you will be freed of this terrible day. Good luck and godspeed.



I have the #1 bestest-est girlfriend ever of all time...

not because she's sexxxy, or studious, sympathique (that's francais), or caring, or beautiful, or intelligent, or koo, or funny, or everything & anything else...

WHY???

THE REASON BEING: (remember she told me this WORD 4 WORD) If I was to be kissed or buttered up by another female, reasons unknown or indifferent, what would she do???

THE ANSWER: She would go and beat on someone, and that person will NOT be me, regardless of who is at fault. She would go and beat the living daylight out of the floozy of a loose nympho that was involved, leaving me bruisedless and a lil more sexually experienced...

WOW, what a woman!!! I LOVE U Daisy!



The human mind is a vast abyss of thoughts, emotions, feelings, ideas, etc. It has been studied for centuries by academia. It is as endless as time itself. So complexed, it has stumped even the most honored of individuals. However, let us take a gander into my mind, and see what we find:*



hmmmm....very interesting!


*the abridged version*


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