Noticias del Aficionado de
Basura : Antofagasta, Chile
Wednesday 26 June 2001.
THE WHEELIE BIN WRAP UP
Hola de La Atacama, News from the lover
of Rubbish Bins
Well its Sunday morning - just checked my diary (for the
10 th time) and, yes, no immediate appointments (how
strange) ...so i thought id initiate another Bandido
Boletín de noticias
Ah now where was i? ... i think since I last wrote I had
tentatively plodded up the road to the port of Coloso,
twitching nervously at dogs, trucks and drunken Chileans
heading home from a grande borocha tarde (pissup)at the
disco tech suitably tanked up with Cerveza (beer) or
Pisco (local liqour)
I also hadnt started work yet.
Well ... suspecting that it wont interest you all that
much, and that you would rather be regailed with tales of
biking legend and lore, it will be sufficient to say that
I am busy.
Just joking, youre not going to get off that easy !!
Actually I am busy but it is pretty good fun. I have been
made welcome (hola!) and given a desk, server, phone
[with international access] (... ooyah!) and the constant
attentions of Monica the dusky latino tea *attendant
(...suprenda!!!)
- ah yes ... Me & Monica ...we've got this really
good relationship going something along the lines of
"Permiso Warrrren" (excuse Waz, are you awake,
or do you usually type with your head on the keyboard
emitting woodsawing sounds) to which I usually respond
"ah er Cafe Americano Grrrande con Leche por
favor" (the closest I can get to a muggachino [or a
bucketchino]... cafe late is not in Monicas dictionary )
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So thats work. Socialising is building up ... probably to
overwhelming proportions relative to what I have to
achieve in the work dimension. First needing to mention
is that it is winter and Chile is one of the best places
on the planet for skiing.... Bet you didnt know that hey
folks ?!? Neither did I - however the Andes run the
5000km length of the country so I guess there would have
to be the odd resort populated by a snowy slope or two.
So will have to do some work in Santiago some time I
guess.
*Also* I have managed to find a cyclist at work. Unbelievable hey? So far (apart from some fat
gringos i blew off the road to Coloso) I havent seen one
serious looking rider. The only bikes to be seen are 2nd
rate pavement crawling mountain bikes con civiles
cruising along in relajado fashion. However this fellow
has been known to ride all the way up to the snowline at
Santiago doing all the serious switchbacks and similar
heavy duty long distance cycling. I had a chat to him
whilst on the piss on Friday and he possesses a custom
made titanium bike (Titus?)... Perhaps one should expect
this of an American Expatriate Engineer (reminiscent of
that Engineer in Mitcheners book "The
Drifters") I told him I had a Trek - yep hes got one
of those too *plus* an Carbon Fibre Trek MTB called a Z1
?!? (how much does that cost i wondered?)
Anyway this fellow Bernie has also ridden from the mine
before which was something i wanted to do. 'The Mine' is
about 160k up the road at a height of 10,000 ft. Bernie
reckons we can do it in under 4 hours. That will be the
mother of all average speeds for me. So stay tuned....
OK, so what have I done you may ask?
Ive talked the talk ... but have I walked the walk ?
Well I have taken it a bit easy after the op, but guys,
this place is absolute BANDIDO HEAVEN ... it absolutely
kicks the bollocks off any place Ive ridden. I have been
here before and walked and driven around a few places.
However on a bike it is absolutley awesome. The hills are
huge.. monsterous....gigagigantic !!! Fortunately they
are passable even to the moderately fit. The route I have
ridden is due west from Anto going towards the Trans
American Highway and then on to Minera Escondida (The
Mine - The Reason Why I Am Here) This road follows a rail
line so the gradient is OK but unrelenting. Did I hear
'Woes' from Ricardo? - well mate, it takes me an hour to
get up to La Paso Superior La Negro (i love these Spanish
names) ... and then 20 minutes to get back down at an
average downhill speed of over 50kmph (past the wreaths
and memorials to unfortunate Chileans who have not
managed to navigate the bends sucessfully...erk!!). |
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