We go to Jail

 

Chicken: I CRAVE ATTENTION!

Laura: And you get attention.

Chicken: Gary gets more attention than me.

Jenn: Gary’s an octopus.

Chicken: And I’m a chicken.

Danielle: So?

Chicken: YOU ALL HATE ME!

Chicken flies away.

Jenn: BYE CHICKEN!

Chris walks in, in crutches. (If you don’t remember, he got hit by a milk truck)

Everyone except Chris: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chris: I hate you all.

Gary flies in.

Jenn: HI GARY!

Gary grabs one of Chris’s crutches and starts beating him up with it.

Jenn: That’s not very nice Gary. (what Jenn’s really thinking) Jenn: Don’t laugh. Don’t laugh.

Gary gives it back to Chris.

Where the anime freaks are.

Chicken flies over to the anime freaks.

Tomoyo: AWWWW! It’s a chicken! I love chickens!

Ruby Moon: He’s on their side.

Tomoyo: Oh, yeah. I hate chickens!

Suppi: Want to be on our side?

Chicken: Ok.

Tomoyo: AWWWW! I love chickens!

Kero: Let’s go rob some store.

Sakura: No, Fort Knox.

Everyone: OK!

The anime freaks and Chicken leave to go rob Fort Knox.

At Fort Knox.

They all sneak into the fort.

Yue: How are we going to get the gold without being seen, shot and killed?

Ruby Moon: You’re so stupid… Chicken will go and start dancing, and that’ll distract them. No one can resist watching a dancing Chicken.

Li: Yeah, you’re right.

Chicken: Ok, I’ll do it, I need attention anyway.

Chicken walks out into the open and starts break dancing.

Suppi: CAN’T RESIST! MUST BREAK DANCE TOO!
Kero: Control yourself.

Suppi starts to fly away; Kero grabs him by his tail and pulls him back.

Eriol: And you’re not even on a sugar high today.

Suppi: I love dancing.

Sailor Venus: Chicken’s evil, EVIL!

Ruby Moon: You need help.

Sailor Venus: Just wait, you’ll see, YOU’LL ALL SEE!
Sailor Venus runs out of Fort Knox insanely.

Yue: Are we going to rob the place or just watch Chicken’s act?

Li: Oh yeah, that’s what we came here to do.

The CCS freaks sneak over to the vault.

Kero: The door’s locked and it’s made of some type of strong metal.

Sakura uses the move card and moves everyone into the vault.

CCS freaks: *o* (that’s their, OH MY GOD! look at all this gold face.)

The CCS freaks take all the gold (I’ll just let your minds figure out how they get ALL of it out, in only one trip) and leave.

Suppi: I WANT TO DANCE!

Eriol: Fine, dance, then get Chicken to stop and leave.

Suppi does a few moves (all of which he sucked at) and then grabs Chicken and leaves with his other freaky, freak friends.

Back where the not anime freaks are.

Jenn: What’s that Gary? Gary said Chicken’s done something bad.

Laura: No, Chicken wouldn’t do anything.

Chris: (sarcastically) Sure he wouldn’t.

Laura: Are you saying Chicken’s living a life of crime?

Police cars drive over to everyone and arrests everyone (even Gary).

Lucy: Yeah, that’s what he’s saying.

In jail.

Danielle: Why are we in jail?
Police person: You robbed Fort Knox! Give us back all the gold now!

Laura: We robbed Fort Knox?

Police person: DON’T PLAY DUMB WITH ME!

Chris: Wait, where’s Jaime and Lauren?
Lucy: Jaime went to Canada for two weeks and Lauren left to get a new flute.

Jenn: It’s taking her a long time to find a flute.

Danielle: It has to be a strong one, she bashes everyone with it.

Jenn: And she also has to play it.

Danielle: Of course.

Chris: Ok then.

Danielle: Where’d Chicken fly off to?
Laura: I don’t know.

Jenn: What’s that Gary? Gary said that Chicken did a bad thing and got us in trouble for it. Oh and Gary doesn’t like you, Police person.

Police person: I’m not getting any answers.

The police person walks away.

Jenn: Gary says Chicken robbed Fort Knox with some other people, it’s blurry for him though.

Lucy: Blurry?

Jenn: He can see things. WAIT! He’s getting a clearer image, one of them is wearing a shirt that says ‘I love Chris!’ and it has a picture of Chris inside of a big heart.

Everyone except Chris: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Laura: That narrows it down to two people.

Jenn: Wait, Gary sees red hair and a cell phone that says ‘Chris cell phone’ on it.

Chris: It couldn’t be the CCS assholes, they’re well, assholes.

Laura: HOW COULD HE!

Danielle: How could he what?

Laura: JOIN CCS! WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM!?
Lucy: He doesn’t like Gary, remember, that’s what he was bitching off about before.

Jenn: Chicken’s a bad chicken any way. He was making out with that gym teacher and… WAIT! Why did we get put in jail?

Police person: You left a note saying where you were and that you robbed Fort Knox.

Chris: You believed a note?

Police person: It’s our only lead.

Danielle: Wait, I thought you walked away.

Police person: Well, I came back.

In Canada, where Jaime is.

Sailor Venus goes to Canada and looks everywhere for Jaime. After hours of searching (she was actually still in the United States) for Jaime, she finds her.

Sailor Venus: THERE YOU ARE!
Jaime: I thought, MAYBE if I went on a vacation I wouldn’t have to deal with this crap, well, figures, it’s never a happy ending for any of us!

Sailor Venus: (who’s slightly confused) Right…  (after she remembers what she came there for) COME WITH ME!

Sailor Venus drags Jaime back to America.

Back in the U.S.A.

Jaime: WHY DID YOU DRAG ME BACK HERE!?

Sailor Venus: Now, where’s that flute player?

Sailor Venus drags Jaime to every music store in the U.S. (well, at least most of them).

Five hours later, in a music store.

Sailor Venus and Jaime walk into the music store. They see Lauren trying to find a new, stronger flute.

Lauren: YOUR FLUTES’ SUCK!
Lauren turns around and sees Jaime and Venus.

Lauren: Do I even want to ask?
Sailor Venus drags both of them to a secret location (a cardboard box).

In the secret location.

Jaime: What are we doing here?

Lauren: And no, we’re not hooking you up with Chris.

Sailor Venus: SHUT UP! Ok, Chicken’s not real.

Lauren: We know you never liked him, but you don’t have to try to turn us against him.

Sailor Venus: He turned evil and joined the CCS freaks.

Jaime: News flash… SO DID YOU!
Sailor Venus: This is a temporary truce.

Lauren: Why?

Sailor Venus: Because, I don’t like Chicken and I don’t want my ass kicked after…

Jaime: YOU DIDN’T!

Lauren: You sound upset about it.

Jaime: This is the second time.

Sailor Venus: No…

Lauren: Did you get Chris drunk and then screw him?

Sailor Venus: WHAT?! NO! Oh… But I wish!

Jaime: Then what are you talking about?

Sailor Venus: I ran away before they did it.

Lauren: What?

Sailor Venus: I wasn’t responsible.

Jaime: For what.

Sailor Venus: I had nothing to do with it.

Lauren and Jaime: WITH WHAT!?

Sailor Venus: Robbing Fort Knox and then framing your friends and getting them put in jail.

Jaime: You dragged me out of Canada to tell me that?
Lauren: I was trying to find a new flute and you had to make me leave to tell me that?

Sailor Venus: Well, yeah… THEY’RE YOUR FRIENDS!

Jaime: Exactly, our  friends not your friends.

Lauren: So why do you want to help us?

Sailor Venus: How stupid are you, fag?

Lauren: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! MY NAME ISN’T ‘FAG’! WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME THAT!?

Sailor Venus: Because, you uh… We just do. ANYWAY, I want to get in good with Chris. DUH!

Jaime: (sarcastically) Of course.

Lauren: So what jail are they in?

Sailor Venus: FOLLOW ME!

Sailor Venus drags them half way across the country, to the jail.

Inside the jail.

Police person: I’LL ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME! WHERE’S THE GOLD?!

Laura: (who’s banging her head against the bars) We don’t have it!

The police person puts on a tape of Hanson.

Everyone except the police person: AHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!

The police person stops it.

Police person: You ready to talk?

Jenn: We don’t have any gold!

The police person plays more of the tape.

Laura starts hitting the bars harder. One of them falls off. Laura runs out along with everyone else (and for anyone wondering Chris just throws his crutches at the police person, knocking him out. So he didn’t really need the crutches, he just had them…). Jaime, Lauren and Sailor Venus all walk into the jail (in disguises). They hear guards screaming and then see Gary, Jenn, Chris, Laura, Danielle and Lucy run past them.

Jaime: I guess we should follow them.

Sailor Venus: We should hurry, the guards are coming this way.

The guards all run after Lauren, Jaime and Sailor Venus. Everyone runs out of the jail and back across the country to New York, on Long Island.

Back on Long Island.

Sailor Venus: CHRIS!
Sailor Venus goes to jump and give Chris a big hug (I HATE YOU LAURA AND DANIELLE). Chris moves over to the side and doesn’t get hugged.

Chris: Never.

Laura: I’m a little dizzy… @_@;

Laura tries to maintain her balance.

Lucy: Sort of figured.

Danielle: Shouldn’t we be beating the crap out of Sailor Venus?

Jenn: Yeah. WAIT! Are you sure? Ok… Gary says, Sailor Venus wasn’t responsible for us being in jail? It was, are you sure? Ok… It was all CCS and… Chicken.

Jaime: Then let’s go beat up the CCS freaks.

Laura: But Chicken’s on their side, we’d have to beat him up to. Oh well, he’s a naughty Chicken anyway and I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF HE’S STUPID OR DUMB OR WHATEVER!

Lauren: That was sort of disturbing… Anyway, getting back onto the subject, where would they all be?

Sailor Venus: They’re in a hole.

Laura: We know how to get there.

Laura starts walking to lead the way (and is sort of wobbling) and then falls.

Laura: Maybe someone else should lead the way.

Danielle shows everyone where it is.

Under the antenna tree.

Jaime: BUTTON!
Jaime presses the button opening the hole. Everyone jumps in.

Inside the hole.

Danielle leads the way to the cells.

Lauren: Wait, there are guards there!

Lauren points at the guards.
Jaime: They’re cardboard.

Jaime picks a rock up and throws it at one. The rock hits the guard in the head. Instead of falling over, the guard’s head starts bleeding and then he faints.

Danielle: They were cardboard…

The guards run to attack everyone.
Chris: Battle?

Sailor Venus: I GET TO BATTLE WITH CHRIS!? (oh, that sounded wrong)
Sailor Venus starts staring at Chris with big heart eyes and starts drooling.

Chris: No.

Everyone picks up rocks and throws them at the guards, knocking them all out.

Lauren: That was easy.

Everyone looks at the cells and sees gold piled REALLY high in each one.

The CCS freaks and Chicken come running out of their favorite closet, again.

Chicken: What are YOU doing here?!

Chicken glares evilly at Gary.

Laura: Chicken, you’re evil!

Chicken: I HATE GARY!
Lucy: Any way back to the first question, we’re here to bring the gold back.

Sakura: You can’t take the gold.

Danielle: Yes, we can.

Gary magically sends the gold back to Fort Knox.

CCS freaks and Chicken: *O*

Chicken: Our hard work!

The CCS freaks and Chicken all run to attack everyone (especially Gary). 

Gary waves his tentacles and locks the CCS freaks and Chicken in a cage.

Chicken: AHHHHHHHH!

Everyone except Chicken: What?

Chicken explodes.

Laura: CHICKEN’S A ROBOT?!

Sailor Venus: TOLD YOU I DIDN’T TRUST HIM!
Gary waves his tentacles again and locks Venus in a cage too.

Sailor Venus: HEY!
All the not anime freaks walk out of the hole and leave.