On Invader ZIM’s Ship

 

ZIM: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY SHIP!?

Jaime: Some one shot us and now, we’re here.

ZIM: Great Gir, now I have to erase their memories!

Gir: YEAH!
ZIM: No that’s bad Gir.

Gir: YEAH!

Chris: Erase my memory first, I want to forget ever meeting Lisa.

ZIM: Your heads to big!

Chris: And you’re green.

Laura: I got to DO something!

Lucy: What do you have to DO Laura?

Lauren L: What the hell’s your problem?

Danielle: They’re just that way.

ZIM: GET OFF OF MY VOOT RUNNER! NOW!

Gir: CHICKEN!

Chicken: Laura, why is that deformed soda can staring at me?

Laura: ‘Cause it likes you.

Chicken: What!

The CCS freaks and the Sailor Moon freaks go flying through the front window of the voot runner.

Nakuru: DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN!

All the anime characters: SHUT UP!

ZIM: NO! MORE PEOPLE KNOW OF ME NOW!

Gir goes up to Sakura and throws a muffin at her head.

Gir: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sakura: You metal freak!

Chris: And I thought we avoided having a battle!

Danielle: Why has Jenn been so quiet?

Jaime points out the window… Jenn’s floating in space!

Lauren L: How are we going to help her?

Jaime: We’re a little preoccupied!

Lauren L: What do you mean?

Chris: We have to battle.

Tomoyo: We have new allies.

Chicken: Really?

Suppi: Uh huh, the Sailor scouts.

Kero: Well, everyone except the outers (Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto).

Suppi: NO YOU IDIOT! Saturn’s here!

Kero: Oh yeah and one Outer. (Neptune and Uranus are getting it on in a hotel room in Vegas [they’re lesbians and get this…COUSINS!] and Pluto’s lost in the gates of time somewhere.

Li: Now we’re going to kick your ass!

ZIM: HELL NO! NOT ON MY VOOT RUNNER! ALL OF YOU GET OFF!

Sakura: TOO BAD!

Lauren L: We’re out numbered!

Jenn comes flying through the window the anime characters shattered.

Jenn: I’M BACK!
Chris: Let’s see now it’s seven to fourteen.

ZIM: NOT ON MY SHIP!
Suppi and Kero: TOO BAD!

Gir: I WANT TO FIGHT!

ZIM: NO GIR! YOU WOULD BE HELPING EARTH! EARTH IS BAD GIR!
Laura: I’ll give you a taco and a diet poop (you’d have to watch Invader ZIM to have any clue what the hell I’m talking about!).

Gir: MEOW!

Jaime: That’d be a yes.

Chris: That still doesn’t help.

Lauren K comes flying through the window in a wheelchair.

Lauren K: STUPID OLD FOGIES! I HOPE YOU NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR WHEELCHAIRS!

Chris: Now it’s nine to fourteen.

Lauren K: What?

ZIM: I HATE THIS!
Danielle: I have another person and he’s right here!

Everyone except Danielle looks around for him.

Jenn: I think all the battles have finally gotten to her.

Danielle: No, Jenn.

Jaime: Where is he?

Danielle: IT’S FRED!

Usagi (Sailor Moon): It doesn’t count, we can’t see him.

Lucy: And you’re a pot head and have meatballs on your head but, you still count.

Fred: I COUNT SO SCREW YOU MEATBALL HEAD!

Chris: Ten to fourteen.

ZIM: (to the not anime crowd) If I help fight with you, will you leave, never return and tell no one of me.

Danielle: O-

Laura covers her mouth.

Laura: Only if you get three more fighting people.

ZIM: FINE!

ZIM zaps Dib, Gaz and Keef onto his ship.

Gaz: I was on the last level of Game Slave 2 and you just erased all of my data!

Dib: WOW, PROOF! ALL THE PROOF RIGHT HERE!
Laura: Ok we got a deal.

Keef: ZIM! You’re my best friend.

ZIM takes out a stun gun and stuns Keef.

Lauren L: Hey, stop beating them up, they’re going to be fighting!

Chris: Now it’s an even number at least.

Gir walks up to Chris and jumps on top of his head and hugs it (AWWWW)!

Gir: I love you.

Chris: Get off of my head, now.

Gir jumps off and runs away happily.

Minako (Sailor Venus): Let’s start the ass kicking.

Dib: What.

Chicken: You’re battling DUH!

Usagi: I’m taking on the guy with the big head!

Chris and Dib: MY HEADS NOT BIG!

Usagi: I’ll take on the one with the hair that’s not going behind his head (so in other words, she wants to fight Chris).

Chibiusa (Chibi Moon/ Mini Moon): And I’ll take on the other big headed guy!

ZIM: HAHA! You have to take on the pink haired freak Dib! HAHA!

Dib: Shut up.

Kero: I’ll take on the purple haired girl (Gaz).

Ami (Sailor Mercury): I’ll fight that weird headed boy, Keith or whatever his name is. (So in other words, she’s fighting Keef)

Keef: WOW, YOU’LL BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!

Ami: Right…

Minako: I’ll take on the person named Jaime.

Hino (Sailor Mars): And I’ll take on the person known as Danielle.

Chris: You know you both sound really gay, right?

Hino: You would know.

Chris: (sarcastically) What a creative comeback.

Makoto (Sailor Jupiter): I’ll take on Laura.

Laura: I’m down wit dat.

Hotura (Sailor Saturn): I’ll take on that that garbage can. (That’s Gir)

Gir: TACO! TACO! TACO!

Nakuru: I’m fighting Jenn!

Sakura: I’m fighting the green skinned freak (ZIM).

Eriol: I’m going to fight that flute person (Lauren L).

Fred: I’ll fight Spinel (Suppi).

Suppi: I CAN’T SEE YOU!

Fred: Do, I care? NO!

Lauren K: Than I’m fighting freak winged freak.

Yue: What?

Lauren K: You have wings and your twice as freaky so you’re a freak winged freak.

Lucy: And I get to fight brown haired sword boy.

Bell: MMMMMEEEEEAAAAATTTTTBBBBBAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

HHHHHEEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

Usagi: I’m going to pretend I didn’t just hear that! Anyway, For love and justice, a pretty suited sailor soldier, Usagi! In the name of the Moon, I'll punish you!

Usagi turns in to Sailor Moon.

Chris: (starts cracking up)

Sailor Moon: What’s so funny!?

Chris: Moon, justice, soldier, punishing? That’s really gay!

Sailor Moon: It’s what I say get used to it!

Chris: I’d rather not.

Sailor Moon: Moon Princess Halation!

Sailor Moon takes her Moon Sceptor (don’t ask me what it is ‘cause, I don’t watch the show [to much], I just got the info off the Internet! You’d have a better chance finding out what it is if you ask Laura!) and tries to demolish Chris with it (like I said, don’t ask me how!). Nothing happens.

Chris: Maybe you need to plug it in or something.

Sailor Moon: Moon Tiara Magic!

Sailor Moon take off her Tiara (it’s that thing that’s not on top of her head but like on her forehead and has some sort of jewel in the middle) and throws it at Chris. Chris picks it up and throws it back at Sailor Moon. Sailor Moon tries to catch it but it slaps her in the face. It keeps on flying around the voot runner hits her again and again until it knocks her out, then, it stops flying, and lands on her.

Chris: (sarcastically) Wow, that was hard.

Chibiusa: MY TURN!

Bell: EEEEWWWWWWWWW!! PPPPPIIIINNNNNKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chibiusa: For love and justice, a pretty suited sailor soldier in training, Sailor ChibiMoon! In the name of the Future Moon, I'll punish you!

Chibiusa turns into Sailor ChibiMoon (if you’re wondering what ‘chibi’ means, it’s Japanese for mini. Chibiusa is Sailor Moon’s daughter from the future and goes back in time with the help of Setsuna [Sailor Pluto]).

Dib: Ok.

ZIM: And I thought Dib had issues.
Sailor ChibiMoon: Pink Sugar Heart Attack!

Sailor ChibiMoon shout out pink little hearts out off her little wand thingy. They hit Dib but don’t do anything.

Sailor ChibiMoon: NO FAIR! TWINKLE YELL!

Sailor ChibiMoon calls for Pegasus. Pegasus comes appearing out off thin air.

Dib: That’s it!

Dib takes out a camera and starts chasing Pegasus.

Sailor ChibiMoon: THIS ISN’T FAIR!

Sailor ChibiMoon starts crying and runs off of the voot runner. Pegasus disappears the same way it appeared.

Dib: I’ll get your picture one-day!

ZIM: Ok we don’t need you anymore Dib go away!
ZIM pushes Dib out of the shattered window and into space. Dib floats away into space.

Gaz: Finally, I don’t have to hear Dib ranting on and on about aliens and other stupid paranormal crap.

Bell: VVVVVIIIDDDDDEEEEOOOOO GGGGAAAAAMMMEEEEEZZZZZ!

Kero: WAIT!

Gaz: What?

Kero: You play Game Slave 2 right?

Gaz: Yeah.

Kero: That game is AWESOME!

Gaz: Uh, yeah.

Gaz walks over to Kero grabs him by his neck and smashes hi into a wall over and over until he’s unconscious.

ZIM walks over to Gaz and gets ready to push her out.

Gaz: Do you really want to die? (Gaz gives ZIM an evil eye, which scares him).

ZIM zaps her back to Earth in a transporter.

Lauren L: That was a short battle… Oh well.

Bell: BBBBEEEEESSSTTT FFFFFRRRRRIIIIEEEENNNNDDDDDDDDDSSSS FFFFFFOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEVVVVVEEEEEERRRRR SSSOOOONGG!!

Ami: For love and intellect, a pretty suited sailor soldier, Sailor Mercury! In the name of Mercury, douse yourself with water and repent!

Ami turns into Sailor Mercury.

Keef: You’re my best friend!

Sailor Mercury: You’re scaring me.

Keef: I’M SORRY!
Sailor Mercury: Right… Mercury Aqua Mirage!
Sailor Mercury throws a ball of water at Keef. Keef’s head absorbs it (like in the episode of Invader ZIM when ZIM was trying to find a ‘best friend’).

Sailor Mercury: That’s just not right. I’ll just have to try harder. Shabon Spray!

Sailor Mercury creates a heavy fog which no one can see through.

Keef: Best friend, where are you?
Sailor Mercury: Shabon Spray Freezing!

Sailor Mercury does basically the same attack again but freezes Keef. The fog clears away and Mercury walks over to Keef. In the ice Keef wrote out, you’re my best friend!

Sailor Mercury: AHHHHHHHH!

Mercury jumps out into space in a panic. ZIM pushes the huge block of ice with Keef in it out into space as well.

Sakura: We won!

Lauren K: It was a draw…STUPID!

Bell: WWWWWWAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEERRRRRR BAAAAAAALLLOOOOOOONNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Minako: For love and beauty, a pretty suited sailor soldier, Sailor Venus! In the name of Venus, I'll pour down the divine punishment of love upon you!

Jaime: You have some issues to work out.

Sailor Venus: Venus Love and Beauty Shock!

Venus makes it look like she’s blowing a kiss at Jaime and throws deadly hearts at her. Jaime picks up Gir and blocks the hearts with him. Gir just laughs.

Sailor Venus: Venus Multiple Beam Crash!

Venus sends multiple beams of light at Jaime. Jaime (who’s still holding Gir) blocks it with Gir. The beams go flying back at Venus and disintegrate her.
Jaime: Ok, how weak was she? (to CCS) You need stronger allies.

Li: Shut up.

Bell: OOOOPPPPPPEEEERRRRRAAAAATTTTTTIIIOOOOOOONNNNNNSSSSS!!!!

Hino: Ok, I’ll just transform now… (ok, I can’t find what she says so we’ll play a game of pretend and we’ll PRETEND she said something like everyone else!)

Hino transforms into Sailor Mars.

Danielle: (sarcastically) Wow, you’re special!
Sailor Mars: Shut up!

Danielle: (sarcastically) That hurts.

Sailor Mars: Fire Soul!

Fire erupts from Mar’s fingertips and flies over to attack Danielle! Danielle takes out a metal nail file (lol Danielle, you and your many nail files!) and quickly files her nails. After she’s done, she sticks them out and blocks Mar’s attack.

Mars: ERRRRR! (I like that word I use it a lot!) Fire Souls Bird!
Mars makes a bird consisting of fire at Danielle. Danielle picks up a fire extinguisher and puts out the bird of flames.

Sailor Mars: Mars Flame Sniper!
Mars shoots a flame at Danielle.

Danielle: Are you that stupid.

Danielle extinguishes that flame too.

Sailor Mars: * o *

Danielle aims the fire extinguisher at Mars and shoots. Mars turns into a pile of foam and disappears.

Bell: OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKK TTTTTTTRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Makoto: For love and protection, a pretty suited sailor soldier, Sailor Jupiter! In the name of Jupiter, I'll punish you with the wrath of thunder!

Makoto turns into Sailor Jupiter.

Laura: This is getting really annoying, at least you’re the last Sailor Moon loser.

Suppi: NO, there’s one more!

Laura: SHUT UP!

Sailor Jupiter: Jupiter Oak Evolution!

All the sudden all of these leaves from oak trees falls everywhere, electrically charged!

Laura walks around the leaves and doesn’t get hit.

Sailor Jupiter: Sparkling Wide Pressure!

Jupiter sends a ball of electricity at Laura. Laura (again) walks out of the way. Laura (who also has long nails, but Laura, THEY COULDN’T POP THAT STUPID WATER BALLOON!) walks over to Jupiter and starts scratching her until she’s unconscious.

Laura: (with blood tripping off of her nails) That was easy! (shakes her hands off, which causes blood to fly everywhere).

Danielle: That’s nasty!

Bell: TTTTTAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCOOOOOOO!
Gir: TACO?
Hotura: With the blessings of Saturn, the planet of destruction, I am the soldier of silence, Sailor Saturn!

Hotura turns into Sailor Saturn (the retarded one).

Gir: I like you.

Sailor Saturn: Uh, Ok…

Saturn takes this little stick with a pointy end (it’s called a glaive but, sense I hate Saturn, I’m going to make her sound stupid, if you couldn’t already tell) and tries to hit Gir with it. It hits Gir and doesn’t do anything.

ZIM: Gir! Destroy it!
Gir: (with red eyes) YES SIR!
Gir uses this laser that he shouts from his eyes (it was from the episode ‘Gir goes crazy and stuff’) and knocks Saturn off of the ship and back to her home planet (and that’s not Earth).

Gir: YAY! I WON!

Gir walks up to Laura.

Gir: Where’s my taco and diet poop (ok, the ‘diet poop’ is a drink they made up from the show and I feel really weird writing that and only having like 2 people know what it is)?

Laura gives it to him.

Gir: I love you!

Bell: HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
Nakuru: What?
Jenn: GOOD IDEA!
Before Nakuru has time to change to Ruby Moon Jenn takes a hose and blows her off the space ship.

Jenn: That was easy and boring. OH WELL!
Bell: ZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
ZIM: WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME!
Sakura releases her staff and then the fight card. Sakura makes the fight card chase ZIM and try to attack him. ZIM runs around the voot runner screaming.

ZIM: GIR SHOOT THEM! BOTH! SHOOT THEM BOTH!
Gir: (with red eyes again) YES SIR!
Gir picks up a big fish and whacks Sakura and the fight card into space.

Li: No fair, you can’t do that!
ZIM: I just did EARTH BOYYYYY!

Bell: BBBBBBBAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDD SSSSSSUUUUUUXXX!
Lauren L: So true!

Eriol goes to do a drop kick on Lauren L.

Lauren L: You didn’t do that in the last battle when did you learn that!?

Eriol goes on babbling about where he learned it. Lauren L takes advantage and takes out a wrench. She pushes him off the ship with it.

Lauren L: These really are easy battles!

Bell: FFFFFFFRRREEEEEEDDDDDDRRRRRRRRIIIIIIICCCKKKK AANNNDDDDDD NNNNNIIIIIIICCCCCCCKKKKKKKYYYYYY!

Danielle: What about em?

Chris: It was only the bell.

Danielle: Oh yeah!

Suppi: Where are you?
Fred grabs Suppi and throws him on the floor, then, starts stepping on him.
Suppi: OW!

Fred opens up Gir’s head (for all you people who are like NASTY well, no, Gir’s a robot [if you haven’t figured it out all ready]. He stores stuff in his head, like bees and cupcakes) and takes out some honey and shoots it at Suppi, sticking him to the wall.

Suppi: I’ll eat it all!

Suppi starts eating the honey. Fred starts punching Suppi and knocks him out; leaving him stuck the wall.

Fred: Bye Danielle and Danielle’s friends.

Danielle: Ok, Fred left, he went back into my imagination.

Lauren L: Right.

Bell: FFFRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAKKKKKK WWWWWIIINNNNNGGGGGGEEEDDD FFFRRRRRREEEAAAAAAAAKKKKKK!

 Lauren K: FREAK WINGED FREAK!
Yue: Ok, stop.

Lauren K: MAKE ME!
Yue: SHUT UP!

Lauren K takes her wheelchair and rolls it into Yue and knocks him off the space ship.

Lauren K: (sarcastically) What a challenge.

Bell: LLLLLLLAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN BBBBBBOOOOOOOOAAAARRRRDDDDDDDDDD, JJJJJJAAAAIIIIMMMMEEE?

Li takes out his sword. Lucy takes it and throws it off the ship.

Li: MY SWORD!

He jumps off of the voot runner to save it.

ZIM: There you battled now get off of my voot runner!
ZIM zaps everyone back down to Earth.

A person rapped in rags (and no one can see the persons face) runs up to Chris (oh, I wonder what’s going to happen, better yet I wonder if Chris is going to kill me!). A little bit of blonde hair sticks out from the rags.

Jaime: IT’S LISA!

Mysterious person: WHO?

The person rips the rags off. It’s Sailor Venus.

Jaime: Wait, I thought you died!

Sailor Venus: Well, I didn’t.

Jaime: I saw you die!

Chicken: Actually, the reason Venus is back is because she likes Chris and beyond friendship!

Laura: What makes you say that?
Chicken: Note cards are hanging out of her pocket.

Chris: Ok, back up.

Venus starts chasing Chris.

Lauren L: Should we be nice and help him.

Danielle: Yeah, I guess, though this is VERY entertaining.

Jenn: But, we only used to let Lisa get chased and sense Chris isn’t Lisa, I guess it would be ok.

Everyone (with the exception of Chris) run after Venus to stop the madness.

Lauren L takes out her flute, puts it together and sticks it out, in between Venus’s legs so she trips. Then, everyone runs away before she gets back up!

 

 

I have a feeling of impending doom. Oh crap, Chris’s battle!

                                                            THE END!