We Get Abducted By Aliens

 

Inside the junior high school.

Laura: I LIKE CHICKEN!

Chris: No really.

Lucy: I KNOW YOUR SCREEN NAME! PREPARE YOURSELF!

Chris: Right, I’m going to leave now.

Danielle: I KNOW YOUR SCREEN NAME TOO!

Chris: Ok, how does everyone know my screen name?

Jenn: Because, I say so!

Jaime: Because in buddy chat you were there and so was Lucy, so then I gave her your screen name so she could scare you and not know who it was!
Lucy: There go my plans!

Lauren L: Ok, you have way too much time on your hands!

Chicken: CLUCK CLUCK!

Laura: WHY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING ME!?

Jaime: Chicken doesn’t talk in public.

Laura: OH YEAH!
Out of no (or is it know like that? I DON’T KNOW! AHHH THERE’S THAT WORD AGAIN!) where a green light comes and everyone vanishes into a space ship. (dodododododododododododododoooooooo) (some twilight zone music for y’all)

Inside an evil alien space ship.

Chicken: HOLY FUDGE!
Jaime: You spend way too much time with Laura.

Danielle: ‘HOLY FUDGE’ what?

Chicken: They’re tall purple men!
Chris: So-

Lucy: THEY’RE GAY!

Jenn: Why do you say that?
Jaime: (mimicking Lucy) ‘Purple’s the gay color’.

Chris: Yeah…

Lauren L (Lauren K isn’t in this battle, ‘cause um, she got run over in a freak old fogy wheelchair accident. Let’s take a moment to remember Lauren K, ok that’s enough! Back to the alien stuff!): What’s with the three periods after everything Chris says?

Alien: Hello, you got a big head!

Laura: IT’S ZIM!

Alien: NO!
Alien takes out some kind of pointy knife with blood tripping off of it.

Everyone except Laura and Lucy: EWWWWWWWW!

The alien licks the blood off.

Same group as before: EWWWWWWWWWWW!

Alien: What? I had to open up a squezzy ketchup bottle. I love ketchup!

Lauren L: That’s just nasty!

Alien: You want to see nasty?

Jaime: We just did.

Alien: Than you’ll scream at this, it’s an earth monkey.

Everyone except Alien: What?

Five other alien dudes come out with an operating table with the ‘earth monkey’ on it (they’re in the middle of an operation).

Jenn: THAT’S SO MEAN!
Everyone except the aliens start arguing and saying how it’s wrong to say that thing on the operating table is an ‘earth monkey’.

Alien: But it’s an earth monkey.

Chris: That ugly fag you can’t possibly be referring to as-

Chicken: A MONKEY! Laura, that’s unheard of.

Laura: Yess (she says it in a really weird way, it’s one of, you have to be there to now what I’m talking [or, in this case, writing] about, even though nothing I say makes any sense to anyone).

Danielle: That THING on the table is not a monkey.

Jaime: Yeah, monkeys are cute.

Alien: Than, what’s THAT?

Everyone with the exception of the Aliens: Lisa.

Lisa: What, I heard my name.
Jenn: Please, proceed with the operation, in fact, do an autopsy.

Alien: We were just getting to that.

Lauren L: I thought you were evil.

Alien: No we just love CCS and you know they’re the coolest people in the whole wide universe.

Lucy: Could you have made that anymore obvious?

Alien: What are you talking about.

Another Alien (Sakura): (rips off her mask) Ok Nakuru you can stop now.

Alien: WHAT! HOLY CRAP! You’re not an alien!

Sakura: STOP NAKURU! YOU’RE PISSING ME OFF!

Alien: What are you talking about?

Every alien except Alien and Lisa (whoops, she’s not an alien, nor wearing a mask. Well you would make that mistake too!) take off their masks.

Chris: Another battle…

Alien: What are you talking about?

Sakura: TAKE THE COSTUME OFF!

Alien: What?

Sakura: THAT’S IT!

Sakura takes out her wand and starts beating the crap out of Alien with it. All the other CCS people help too. The other people who aren’t CCS people just watch. A door opens and Nakuru walks out holding its (if you haven’t noticed all ready, Nakuru/Ruby Moon doesn’t have a gender, thus ‘it’ is written) mask in its hands.

Nakuru: What’s happenin’?

CCS people: NAKURU!?

They look down at the alien.

Alien: (talks into a microphone)

Other aliens and Sailor Moon freaks come and there’s a war.

Everyone that’s not the CCS group, Lisa, Sailor Moon freaks or alien escapes through an escape pod.

Laura: Look! Little yellowish stuff is being shot at us.

Chicken: LAURA, IT’S A TORPEDO!

The torpedo hits the ship and everyone goes flying into Invader ZIM’s ship.

 

 

What’ll happen next time? Will CCS die (not likely they’re like bugs, always coming back)? Will Lisa get off the operating table? What’ll happen on ZIM’s ship?

All these (or at least most) of these questions will be answered next time in……

                                                On Invader ZIM’s Space Ship!

 

ZIM: AHHHH! STINK BEAST GERMS EVERYWHERE!

Gir: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone else: *.*;