We go on the Jerry Springer Show

(It’s about time)

 

 

Jaime: Who signed us up for the Jerry Springer Show?

Jen: The man in the closet.

Jaime: What closet?

Jen: I don’t know.

Jen skips off to annoy Yue.

Jaime: WHO SIGNED US UP FOR THIS!?

Suppi and Kero: (whistling in a corner)

Sakura: KERO! SPINEL!
Eriol: Control yourself, Sakura.

Sakura: Control, you want me to control myself.

Lucy: What a pot head.

Sakura: YOU STUPID *beep*!
Li: What happened to your voice?

Sakura: THIS IS SO * bleepen * * bleep *!

Jerry Springer: You’re on my show we edit this out.

Lucy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! My vocabulary is made of those golden words.

Danielle: Then why are you talking now.

Lucy: Oh yeah. BUT STILL!

Laura: Who cares?

Jaime: Don’t go there Laura.

Sakura: I’m not being on any problem show.

Yue: We have to.

Sakura: NO!

Li: Will you shut up you retarded * bleep *?

Sakura: You want to start * bleep head*?

Li: Bring it!

Sakura gets ready to jump onto Li.

Eriol: Ok that’s enough!

Sakura: Don’t you start with your * bleepen * English on me you * bleep*!

Ruby Moon: You are so childish.

CCS group except Ruby Moon: SHUT UP!

Jerry: Everyone sit in a chair the show’s starting in 50.

Laura: Fifty what?

Danielle: Seconds.

Laura: I knew that!

Jaime: Sure.

Everyone sits in a chair (even though Lisa jumps out from the audience and tries to sit next to Yue. Don’t worry! The security guards come out with a stun gun and Lisa goes away.).

Voice in the background: 5, 4, 3…

Jaime: Wait shouldn’t Chris be here?

Laura: Oh yeah, I saw Lisa trying to ‘attack’ him.

Everyone except Laura: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! 

Chris walks in with his shirt all ripped and lipstick all over him.

Danielle: What happened?

Chris: Lisa.

Jaime: She wears makeup?

Laura and Lucy start cracking up.

The camera goes on and Laura and Lucy are still laughing.

Jaime: It wasn’t that funny.

Laura and Lucy stop.

Jerry: Hello, I’m Jerry Springer, today, on the Jerry Springer show, we will be talking with the (in a confused voice) CardCaptor Sakura characters and the people that try to keep them from being seen in public. (in a normal voice) Let’s see how young Sakura feels about this.

He sticks the microphone in her face.

Sakura: Thanks Jerry. These evil people, just don’t like us because we’re different.

Danielle: BULL* bleep *!

Jerry takes the microphone back and sticks it in Danielle’s face.

Jerry: And what do you have to say about this?

Danielle: They’re freaks it’s not our fault. They’re just going to scare the world.

Tomoyo: LAIR!

Jerry runs over to Tomoyo with the microphone.

Jerry: What do you have to say?

Tomoyo: They’re lairs, we’re not hurting anyone that should be the important detail.

Chris: Now you’re the lairs.

Jerry: Oh screw the running!

Jerry throws the microphone to Chris.

Chris: If you don’t attack anyone why do we always end up battling?

Yue: That’s your fault.

Chris throws the microphone to Yue and ‘accidentally’ (notice the ‘’) hits him oh the head.

Chris: (sarcastically) My bad.

Yue: Anyway, they always start the fights.

Jaime: And why’s that?

Yue throws the microphone to Jaime.

Jaime: We were fighting them because they were stealing and being a menace to society.

Lucy: BIG WORD!

Jaime: There were no big words there.

Laura: Every word’s a big word for Lucy.

Jen runs up to Jerry and starts poking his glasses.

Jerry: Do you mind?

Jen: YEAH!

A voice in the audience (Brendon): YOU’RE ALL FREAKS!

Lucy sticks her middle finger up at him and it’s blurry.

Lucy: SH- CRAP! YOU GUYS SUCK!

Ruby Moon: (sarcastically) Yeah, we’re so bad we just curse everyone we see off, yeah, uh huh.

Lucy: You tryin’ to start somethin’?

Ruby Moon: Bring it!

Ruby Moon and Lucy get ready to kill each other.

Danielle: Uh, no.

Kero: What are you people doing?

Ruby Moon: BATTLE!
Everyone except the audience and Jerry get up and get ready to fight.

Jerry: No fighting!

Laura: Yes fighting!

Jen: We always fight these anime geeks!

Everyone starts beating each other up. The security guards come over with the stun guns and start stunning everyone. Everyone (CCS group and normal [well, you know what I mean] group) run off of the set and away from the Jerry Springer Show.

Jerry: * clears throat * Well, what we can establish, is, they’re both freaks and both menaces to society. If this has taught you anything, lock your doors and windows and know where your children are. You know what people are out in our, sad, sad world.

Producer: And that’s a rap!

Jerry: What Assholes.

Producer: No shit.

 

 

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