We go to the Ocean

(not the beach…)

Jaime: BORED!
Laura and Lucy both hit Jaime over the head.

Jaime: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!

Laura: You always say that.

Jaime: SO?! You always ask people if they like beavers!
A scream comes from the background. (HEHEHE! Only Laura and I know who that is!)

Lucy: Yeah…Cause beavers’ are cool.

Chicken walks over to everyone.

Chicken: Howdy!

Lauren: Hi.

Chicken: (who has little hearts for eyes because Lauren said ‘Hi’) YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME! I’M SOOOOOOO HAPPY!
Lauren: Chicken, I’m not going through this again, I don’t like you sexually.

Chicken: Just go and DESTORY a young chicken’s dream.

Danielle: Chicken, you have no chance with Lauren, even in your dreams.

Chicken: Yeah, I do, I just have to think really, really hard and Lauren says, in my dreams, “You’re cool.” After I use all my brainpower to process the vision of Lauren saying that, I pass out. BUT IT’S WORTH IT!

Vanessa: Don’t discourage yourself.

Chicken: Then Lauren will go out with me!?

Lauren: HELL NO!

Jenn walks over to everyone.

Jenn: HELLO!

Chris: Is yelling really vital?

Jenn: Yes… WE’RE GOING ON A SUBMARINE!
Danielle: We are?

Jenn: Yeah, and I’m driving!

Chris: You’re driving?!
Jenn: Yes!

Jaime: Why are we going?

Jenn: Good question, one of which I have an answer for. We’re going down there as tourists!

Laura: Tourists?

Jenn: Aye.

Chicken: Then what are we waiting for? TO THE SUBMARINE!
Everyone’s at a dock where there’s a tiny submarine. (Tiny as in, not navy big)

Everyone goes into the submarine. Then there’s a knock at the top of the submarine. Jenn opens the latch.

Jenn: Arg!
Police dude: Yeah, I need to see your submarine-driving license uh, yeah.

Jenn: ARG!
Jenn takes a license out of her back pocket. The police dude looks at it.

Police dude: Everything seems to be in order here. Good luck.

Jenn: Aye.

Jenn closes the latch. As soon as it’s closed, another knock comes from above.

Vanessa: Who could it be this time?

Jenn opens the latch and all the CCS assholes jump in, Venus isn’t there though, she went back to Sailor Moon.

Danielle: What the hell are all of you doing here!?

Jenn: ARG! IT’S TREASON!
Suppi: HURRY! DIVE! DIVE!

Lauren: Why do we have to hurry and, why the hell are you here?

Sakura: The cops, they’re after us!
Yue: Oh, screw this!
Yue goes to the controller thingys and some how manages to do make the submarine submerge.
Jenn: ARG! YOU DID IT WRONG! NOW WE’LL BE STUCK DOWN HERE FOR EIGHT YEARS!
Everyone except Yue: WHAT!?

Yue: EIGHT YEARS WITH JAIME! YES! SCORE!

Jaime: Score? That’s beside the point. You’re an asshole animation, meaning… NO CHANCE!

Yue: Oh drat!

Jenn: I might be able to make it four years if I can correct the MAJOR error made by asshole wing boy over here.

Yue: Yeah Spinel, it’s all YOUR fault.

Tears start to appear in Suppi’s overly sized eyeballs.

Sakura: Nice work, that’s something I’d expect Li to do.

Li: Why do you always take what other people do wrong and say I’d do it or did it, if I never did or plan to?

Sakura: One, you don’t remember doing it. Two, you’re too STUPID to realize you would.

Li sighs.

Jenn: Ok, children stop with your senseless arguments. I need assistance with this damn machine. Techie Danielle, STARBOARD!

Danielle: Jenn, never EVER call me ‘Techie’ again and you could just say Danielle come to where all the technological stuff is and I would walk over. Starboard isn’t necessary.

Jenn: It’s essential on this vessel. Oh who gives a shit?
Danielle walks over to Jenn and starts to work with Jenn to repair the submarine.

Kero: Yo, I declare a battle!

Chris: Here?
Kero: Damn straight pointy haired boy!

Jaime: Damn skippy!

Lauren: You agree, than you battle.

Jaime: I didn’t mean it like that. Whenever someone says ‘Damn straight’ I have to say ‘Damn skippy.’

Laura: You don’t need to. You just do it to be a pain in the ass.

Jaime: >.< NO!

Kero: I said battle!

Vanessa: Battle…?
Chris: Oh, that’s right, Vanessa’s never experienced a battle before.

Vanessa: And by the way you used it in a sentence, I don’t think I ever want to.

Lauren: Battle as in fight.

Vanessa: OH! If you would have only said that, life would have been so much easier, Chris. In any case, I’ll fight you retard with faggy ass wings.

Kero: I’ll make you eat those words!

Vanessa: How can you do that? I already said them, and it’s not possible to eat air. Not to mention words are just sounds, and you can’t eat those either.

Kero: What? @.@;

Vanessa punches Kero, while he’s just sort of levitating in the air, into a wall. Making him lose consciousness, along with the battle.

Vanessa: That was short and pointless.

Eriol: There was a reason we stopped battling.

Ruby Moon: And what’s that?

Eriol: (sighs) If you haven’t noticed, which it’s obvious you haven’t because nothing can penetrate your thick, thick skull, we always lose.

Lucy: I never thought they noticed.

Laura: Guess they did. QuEeR.

In a little window, where you can look out into the ocean, (and I don’t know how a window could be on a submarine with the constant water pressure beating against it, but IT IS) where different marine life is swimming around. One of the ‘marine lifes’ swims over to the window and looks inside at everyone. It then starts to pound at the submarine and tries to destroy it.

Suppi lets out a really high-pitched girlish scream (more of a shriek).

Suppi: WHAT’S GOING ON!?

Jenn looks out the window.

Jenn: SHIT! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!

At the window, is the notorious Gary, powerless, being just an ordinary pissed off octopus with issues.

Jenn: I THOUGHT I STABBED YOU THROUGH YOUR EIGHT HEARTS!
Jaime: I thought you said you were just kidding.

Jenn: Well, when everyone was like ‘JENN HOW COULD YOU!?’ I said I didn’t kill him.

Vanessa: Gary…?

Chris: Then why’s he still alive!?

Jenn: I DON’T KNOW!

Twenty more octopuses come and start to attack the submarine.

Yue: JAIME! HOLD ME!
Jaime: Ok, no…

Yue: You said ‘Ok!’

Jaime: I said no too, meaning NO!

Yue: Oh, drat!

Vanessa: Will you stop saying ‘drat!’

Little dents start to appear on the sides of the submarine and than start to get bigger as time progresses.

Danielle: Hey, where’d Jenn go?

Everyone except Danielle: I dunno.

Sakura: Hey, who’s swimming with the octopuses?

Everyone looks out the window. Outside Jenn’s wearing a wet suit and scuba gear and is attacking the twenty-one octopuses (can’t forget Gary!). Jenn starts throwing harpoons at them. All the octopuses leave with the exception of Gary. Jenn and Gary stare at each other for five minutes. Gary starts to swim toward Jenn. They both hug each other, and then Jenn sticks the harpoon through each one of Gary’s eight hearts. The sea turns a reddish black color (the mixture of blood and ink). Gary slowly falls down to the bottom of the ocean floor and then gets impaled on a pointed rock. Jenn swims back to the submarine and then disappears from everyone’s vision.

Jaime: Hey, how’d Jenn get out there anyway?

Jenn walks over to everyone.

Jenn: What are you all looking at and talking about?

Lauren: But you were just out there. How’d you get back in, wait how did you even get out of the submarine?

Jenn: Through the latch. I opened it and went out, fixed this vessel and then headed back in through the latch.

Chris: It’s not logically possible, water would have to have entered the submarine.

Ruby Moon: Well, Chris, when you’re with us, amazing shit can happen.

Chris: Uh… Right. -.-;

Vanessa: You were fixing the ship the whole time?

Jenn: Affirmative.

Chicken: Then who killed dick Gary?

Jenn: I told you already, I THOUGHT I killed him but I didn’t, which we all witnessed a few moments ago.

Lucy: Then who was out there? All this thinking hurts my brain.

Jenn: I dunno, it wasn’t me; I was fixing the vessel as I just said.

Laura: But the person was wearing a nametag that said Jenn M. on it.

Jenn: It could be a Jenn Minivan.

Danielle: I truly doubt that.

Li: You said you fixed the submarine, so can we head back up to the surface.

Jenn: We can, it is possible, but we’re not going up now.

Tomoyo: Oh, why not!

Sakura: Hey, where did you come from?

Tomoyo: Through the latch. ^_^ And why can’t we leave and go to the surface?

Jenn: Nobody told you to jump onto the vessel, you did it by choice!

Eriol: Regardless!

Jaime: Can we please head back up to the surface? I can’t seem to remove Yue from my ankle.

Jenn: Arg. If we must then aye, we can head back.

Jaime: We must, we definitely must!

Jenn clicks a button and the submarine goes shooting back up to the surface within ¼ of a second.

CCS quickly undoes the latch of the submarine and runs as if millions of flamer Gary’s were chasing them. Everyone else walks out of the submarine.

Chicken: Lauren, I was sooooo afraid that was going to be the end of us. But I remembered I’d be there with you and everything would be all right.

Lauren: Very, er, nice but Chicken, as I told you before, there’s no possible way I would ever go out with you, any chicken, nor any animal.

Chicken: YOU RACIST!

Chicken flies away half mad, half-sad (oh that rhymes!).

Laura: (sarcastically) Nice work! Just make him cry why don’t ya.

Lauren: Laura, when Chicken asks you out, I want to see how you handle it.

Vanessa: Who cares? Anyway, we’ll just have to find him some counseling. How hard could it be to find a person who’d give a talking chicken counseling?

Chris: Do you even need to ask that question?

Vanessa: Shut up.

Chris: That’s not very nice.

Vanessa: Neither is this!

Vanessa kicks Chris in his shin. Chris starts jumping up and down holding his left leg with his hands.

Vanessa: Good, I hit the right place this time. Little nervous there.

Lucy: Obvious why.

Jaime: Yeah.

Danielle: Whatever, lets get off of this dock.

Everyone walks away.

 

 

 

 

The End