We go to the Circus

 

Danielle: What should we do today?

Chicken: Eat worms… Yum…

Lauren: No…

Jenn: Kill the clown in Yue’s pants.

Vanessa: Is that code for something?

Chris comes over to everyone with a flier in his hand.

Chris: Look the circus!

Vanessa: Whoa, I didn’t know you liked the circus…Scary…

Everyone except Chicken and Chris start cracking up.

Chris and Chicken: What’s so funny?

Laura: Maybe when you’re older Chicken… Maybe.

Chicken: How very rude!

Jenn: Don’t complain, or it will get you. BOOGY! BOOGY!

Chris: Uh, ok…Anyway, look who’s at the circus.

Jaime: You?

Chris: -.-; No.

Vanessa takes the flier out of Chris’s hand and looks at it.

Vanessa: Those are the people who were on the rocket that I beat up.

Lucy: EEEEEEEEEE! They have hamsters! KILL THEM ALL!

Lauren: You still scare me…

Lucy: Yeah, you told me.

Chris: Getting back onto the subject of the circus-

Danielle: Fine, there’s nothing better to do.

Chris: No, I didn’t say we should go-

Jaime: CCS making themselves look bad without the help of us. You really want to turn that opportunity down?

Jenn: Do you actually like Ruby Moon and can’t stand to see it make a fool of its self?

Chris: No… It wouldn’t be very nice to laugh at them.

Laura: What the fuck are you on?

Vanessa: SHIT! It’s starting in three minutes!

Lauren: Where is it?

Vanessa: It says under a tree with an antenna. It also says it’s under a new tree with a taller antenna made of…

Danielle: Made of what?

Vanessa: Cotton…?

Jenn: The touch, the feel, of… COTTON!

Chicken: Definitely CCS. Those assholes…

Chris: They’re not assholes, you just need to give them a chance.

Lauren: Are you feeling ok? Give them a chance?
Chris: I’m feeling very good, thank you, I just don’t think you should be so prejudice.

Vanessa: ONE MINUTE LEFT!
Everyone: SHIT!

Everyone goes running to every tree they see until they find the one that has a cotton antenna sticking out of it.

Chicken: FOUND IT!
Everyone runs over to Chicken.

Jaime: BUTTON!

Jaime presses a button and everyone falls down a hole and into the CCS circus.

Ruby Moon: HA! HA! WELCOME ONE! WELCOME ALL, TO THE WIDELY ACCLAIMED CCS CIRCUS!

Chris: Wow, I can’t wait till it starts.

Lucy: (under her breath) I can’t wait till a cannonball hits you in your balls…

Ruby Moon: Now, for the show to begin.

Chris starts cheering.

Vanessa: Do I need to kick you in the balls for the third time?

Chris: Oh, please do…

Vanessa: *.*;

Laura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lauren: That’s not like you!

Chris: I’m not feeling quite myself today…

Jenn: Didn’t take your pills?

Chris: I take pills? I was trying to have a dramatic kinda freaky moment, I’ll have to do it AGAIN! I’m not feeling quite myself today…

Lauren: Weird…  Anyway, I asked you if you were feeling ok…

Chris: Yeah, but-

Danielle: Only someone from CCS could get sidetracked this much…

Chris: Not only from CCS but, from Yu-Gi-Oh, too! HAHAHAHAHA!
Jaime: You know that wasn’t a compliment.

Chris: SO?!
Chris rips off a mask and he’s really Duke! (Getting suspenseful yet? I sure hope not, ‘cause if you find this suspenseful, you shouldn’t be reading this. If this applies to you, please x out of this, or if you’re reading it on paper, tear the paper and run away screaming…)

Lucy: Was there a reason you were wearing a mask and dressed like Chris?

Duke: Ummmm… NOPE!

Chicken: You’re an asshole.

Duke: NO!

Jenn starts pulling Duke’s hair.

Duke: OWWWWWW! LET GOOOOOO!

Ruby Moon: UH HEM! TALK ON YOUR OWN TIME! Now time for the show.

Duke: YAY! YIPPE! HOORAY! WOOHOO! OWWWWWWWWWW!
Ruby Moon: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Duke: Whoops, sorry.

The CCS animations walk out into a little circular area and start trying to do circus stuff and, naturally, suck. Yue’s trying to tame a lion, Sakura and Tomoyo are on a trapeze, Suppi and Kero are shooting themselves out of cannons, Li and Venus are trying to do tricks on elephants and Eriol’s standing to the side being pissed beyond belief. Hamsters are on the side being cheerleaders. Yue looks up and sees Jaime.

Yue: JAIME!!!!!!

Jaime: No…    

Laura: Awwwww…

Jaime: SHUT UP!
Vanessa: What?

Yue flies over to Jaime and starts dancing with her (which Jaime had no intent of doing).

Vanessa: Oh yeah, I remember now… You were going on about Jaime and I thought it was just some person I never met before.

Jaime kicks Yue in the balls.

Yue: ^ ~ ^ Do it again…

Jaime: *o*;

Lauren: Not the right response!
Duke: So you like being kicked and touched there too?

Yue: Uh huh! Very much.

Sakura drops off one of the trapeze and walks over to Duke.

Sakura: Hi.

Duke: Um… Hi.

Sakura jumps down Duke’s REALLY baggy pants. Little wrinkles appear, showing where she’s moving, and they’re moving front and center…

Danielle: Do not need to see this!

Jenn: Glad Gary’s not here to make stupid remarks!

Duke’s eyes start rolling to the back of his head and his jaw drops open slightly.

Yue: Oh come on!

Duke: What?

Yue: My pants are sooo much baggier I could have three people down there. Two sucking on my balls and the other sucking my dick.

Vanessa: Shit… Can’t erase image. Burned into brain… FOREVER!

Yue: And, Sakura’s off by like five inches.

Duke: Feels great to me. Oh… It looks like she’s in the wrong place because my dick is off by five inches; it’s not nicely centered. When I was six, my pointy hair cut off my dick, when the dick doctors went to put it back on, they couldn’t put it on in the same place. When I inquired a week later, when I noticed, they said it wasn’t possible to have it where normal boys have theirs. I felt so deprived but, I’m over it now. Later in life, I realized the weird small in the surgery room was actually marijuana.

Jenn lets go of Duke’s hair.

Jenn: You nasty son of a bitch!

Yue: Oh, right… Still, Sakura’s not doing it right. Jaime, I’m sure you have loads of experience in this. So, get down there and suck like you’ve never sucked before.

Jaime: *o*; (she’s too stunned to actually talk)

Lucy: Is she your bitch?

Yue: Yeah.

Sakura jumps out of Duke’s pants with sperm dripping out of her mouth.

Sakura: You have the sweetest flavored sperm I’ve ever had. It tasted like candy. Li’s was too bitter and chalky. It wasn’t even liquidy.

Li starts blushing out of humiliation.

Tomoyo: Don’t worry Li, I’m sure you’re not the only one with chalky sperm. Eriol’s is green.

Eriol: WHAT!? NO IT’S NOT!

All the non animated ones sneak out of the of the CCS ‘circus.’

Above ground.

Chris is standing by a tree.

Chris: I thought you were going to wait for me.

Vanessa: We thought we did. Oh well.

Chris: At least I was able to not have to see CCS today.

Laura: Hey… What happened to Chicken?!

Yugi walks over to Laura.

Yugi: I think you lost your Chicken.

Laura: No shit. OH SHIT! WHY ARE YOU HOLDING CHICKEN’S WING! (sense chickens don’t have hands, I can’t write hands, after all, Chicken is no exception)
Yugi: Because-

Laura: NOOOOOOO! I’M NOT LETTING CHICKEN GET MARRIED TO YOU! YOU POINT HAIRED FREAK!

Yugi: But-

Laura: NO! YOU HAVE BAKURA! GO MARRY HIM!

Chicken lets go of Yugi’s hand.

Chicken: I’m not getting married to that loser. He can’t even stay conscious.

Danielle: What do you mean?

Chicken: I had a drinking game with him, to see who could handle the most drinks without passing out. Who ever passed out first lost, obviously. Two shot glasses of tequila and he was on the floor. I had two glasses of it too and I was still ready for more.

Jenn: Then what’s that nasty yellow colored stuff dripping off of your feathers?

Chicken: He threw up on me!

Yugi: I think I have a hangover.

Chicken: You’re soooo weak.

Yugi: I can’t help it that my body can only hold that much alcohol.

Chicken: Yeah, yeah…

Yugi: Anyway, sense I found your chicken, we’ve lost someone ourselves.

Vanessa: Point being…?

Yugi: I was um, wondering if you’ve seen him, or know where he might be.

Laura: Which him, there are like five hundred ‘hims’ (him meaning guys) in your gay ass show.

Yugi: Oh right, HEY!

Laura: PROCEED!

Yugi: Oh yeah, Duke, have any of you seen him?

Chris: No.

Jenn: Shut up, you don’t know jack shit.

Chris: That was uncalled for.

Jaime: We might know where he is.

Yugi: Could you please tell me?
Chicken: Why should we, you can’t even handle a couple of glasses of tequila!

Yugi: I’ll be your best friend.

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yugi: Oh…

Lauren: Ok, NEVER say that again.

Yugi: Can you tell me where he is then?

Danielle: Should we?
Duke comes flying out of the hole where the CCS ‘circus’ is and is laying on the ground next to it. (it being the hole)

Duke: @.@; Oh, pretty birdies.

Yugi: OH NO! DUKE!
Yugi goes running over to him and kneels over him.

Duke: @.@; I can be a birdie too. Chirp chirp. TWEET!

Yugi: Oh no, you missed getting your medication today.

Duke: I’m going to get you, you mean birdie!

Duke goes to grab a ‘birdie’ and clutches Yugi’s dick.

Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Duke: You won’t tweet tweet anymore. I’m going to kill ya… Ozzy style!

Yugi: DUKE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (Yugi’s voice gets really high pitched like opera high pitched on a high note) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Duke goes to bite the ‘bird’s’ head off (if you already forgot, Duke is gripping Yugi’s dick) and bites really hard on Yugi’s dick. He bites through the pants and spits part of Yugi’s dick out of his mouth.

Duke: HA! No more bad birdies!

Duke falls unconscious five seconds later, with a red faced Yugi screaming above him.

Laura, Danielle and Lucy are all laughing hysterically. Everyone else who isn’t Yugi or Duke stand there finding the whole scene disgusting.

Chicken: That’s the last time I play a drinking game with THAT guy.

 

 

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